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Neil T

@biliousbarnacle.bsky.social

Habs fan. English teacher. Mostly here to shoot the breeze about either.

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Loving hockey is a real "separate the art from the artist" situation...

23.02.2026 02:05 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Would've been Mtl as well, if Guerin wasn't so weird 😎

21.02.2026 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Every 4 years I forget that most of the events Canada wins in take place in the final 5 days of competition. 😎

21.02.2026 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is top notch GIFing Mr. Yerdon. Truly elite use of Emo there! 😎

20.02.2026 23:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

1B is curling. A very similar dynamic unfolds there as well :)

19.02.2026 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Perfectly timed, too!

18.02.2026 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

McDavid to Celebrini is the new Gretzky to Lemieux!

🍁🍁🍁🍁

18.02.2026 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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"Yo, Ding Dong, man! Ding Dong! Ding Dong, yo."

(Probably his only song that didn't age well)

18.02.2026 03:46 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've always been fond of the opening lines in Leonard Cohen's "I Can't Forget":

I stumbled out of bed,
I got ready for the struggle.
I smoked a cigarette,
And I tightened up my gut.
I said this can't be me,
Must be my double.

(The last two lines there resonate more with each passing year :)

16.02.2026 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Everything is always 2 weeks away. A trick he definitely learned in real estate.

16.02.2026 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, how often does the presumptive nominee actually win the nomination? Like twice since 1988? Gore (2000) and Hillary (2016)?

This feels like arguing about playoff relief pitching during Spring Training.

16.02.2026 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

2015 Draft might be a good point of comparison:

#1 - McDavid
#4 - Marner

If I was a betting man, I'd wager Celebrini will end up in the same category as the former (generational), while Demidov will be in the latter (Hall of Fame).

That's fine by me 😎

14.02.2026 03:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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A high school teacher can smell chatGPT from a mile away. 😏

13.02.2026 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nice. Every time they send me an email, I dread opening it as there's always something I desperately want that I have trouble justifying...how many watches does one man need? One more apparently 😎

(That MK1 fieldwatch they just released...)

12.02.2026 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Timex makes some really sharp affordable automatics. 😎

12.02.2026 18:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I vaguely remember astroturfy anti-bridge ads airing on, like, CTV 10-15 years ago...

10.02.2026 23:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

China will cancel NHL hockey in Canada?? Like...how? And why?

Surely he doesn't think this scares us...

09.02.2026 23:23 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Pretty good odds it'll just be a painted version of this. 😏

08.02.2026 00:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sean Penn for sure.

07.02.2026 01:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think it would be pretty foolish not to trade all the pending UFAs. Spread out those mid round picks across the next few years.

There's likely not going to be another opportunity for the team to recoup picks any time soon (I'm operating under the belief this is a one-off cursed season :)

06.02.2026 23:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pearson's has always been my favourite.

04.02.2026 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Engstrom and a 2nd for a rental they could've had fir free last summer? C'mon man...do better AI slop machine, do better 😎

(Also, Mantha is big, but he doesn't hit. Like at all.)

04.02.2026 14:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I suspect Demidov also has similar looking charts?

03.02.2026 11:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thoughts??

01.02.2026 04:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What a joy to watch these two teams play an important game so late in the season!

01.02.2026 00:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Need Florida to lose. Make the gap between 8th and 9th 8 points. 😎

30.01.2026 02:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That guy is living proof that social media turning one's brain to pudding is not a uniquely right-wing phenomenon.

29.01.2026 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If they retained $2m/yr? Kadri for 3 yrs at $5m could be palatable (especially in those last 2 years when he'll likely be a 3C.)

29.01.2026 00:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If they decide to sell, McMann would be a pretty attractive piece for many teams.

28.01.2026 03:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Being a fan of team that's tanking just sucks. Hoping for a loss messes with you a bit.

When Mtl was a lottery team, I'd hope for some points for Suzuki and Caufield and then pray for Allen to have a stinker. 6-4 losses were the dream.

Ugh.

27.01.2026 02:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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