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@smerconish.bsky.social Then Manchin did the same with the American Rescue Plan, trading his vote for kickbacks to the coal industry. So, I guess leveraging your vote is only okay when Manchin does it to enrich his WV interests. But not when Dems do it to save the social safety net. 2/2

@smerconish.bsky.social When Dems wanted to pass a $3.5B spending bill, Joe Manchin withheld his vote, insisting they NEGOTIATE with him first. And he still ultimately killed the bill. Then Manchin did the same with the American Rescue Plan, trading his vote for kickbacks to the coal industry. 1/2

Call me crazy, but I don't believe Kim Kardashian really happened.

I think the Reagan ad is most effective not by the topic but by reminding everyone that presidents don't have to sound like insane morons.

Trump Said to Demand Justice Dept. Pay Him $230 Million for Past Cases

Trump demands Justice Dept. reimburse him $230 Million for legal costs of his past criminal cases. The man just loves to rack up impeachable offenses. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/21/u...

I mean it is not outside the realm of possibility that Trump pushed Witkoff & Kushner so hard to seal the deal just to swing the Nobel prize.

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Since January, Democrats and anti-Trump voters have been talking about “the resistance.” Well, this is it. This shutdown is the one and only resistance. If the Ds buckle, it's over. Senate Ds need to hang tough and take the political pain now, because the party and nation may not get another chance.

I've been saying this for months. Those masked ice agents are all pardoned J6ers and other nefarious militia members.

If Putin, Zelenkyy and Netanyahu can weather years of bloody wars, Shumer, Jeffries and the Democratic party can weather a few weeks of furloughed jobs.

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The dumbing down of the United States Senate.

I know we keep focusing on Colbert and Kimmel as we should, but we also need to remember there are hundreds of people who work for these shows who also just lost their jobs because of this bullshit, and most of them are probably not millionaires.

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She Held Her Baby for an Hour. Then the State Took Her Away.

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Honored to be in group.

Apple's first foldable phone is set for 2026. Hey, maybe they want to bring back the rotary dial as well.

Wonder if Joni Ernst would tell the parents of those young flood victims, "We all are going to die." Because the Medicaid cuts she voted for could kill similar dozens of child cancer patients. Someone's precious child who has just as much right to a long life as the child victims in Kerr County

Not only that, they purposefully dropped this b.s. during the Texas floods tragedy so it would get buried in the news media.

Are CNN on-air talent purposely vapid or truly this dumb? Of course Democrats aren't proud of our country. We think the current POTUS is a criminal monster who is making the nation and world less stable. Why should we be proud of that?! Pay attention to us, not just the perverse "feelings" of MAGA.

I’m not a nuclear scientist, but I know that if you blow up a large pile of enriched uranium with the largest bombs in the world, there's going to be radiation fallout. So we either made a large swath of Iran uninhabitable, or they had already moved the nuclear treasure we sought to destroy.

Let's be clear- the United States killed Iranians tonight. Not just "nuclear facilities." Human beings.