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Carole Montgomery

@carolemontgomery.bsky.social

Comedian, producer, writer, director, mom Creator of the Funny Women of a Certain Age comedy specials and live show. Original specials have been rereleased through Comedy Dynamics Leading the way for older female comedians

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JUST ANNOUNCED! Get ready to LAUGH with Funny Women of a Certain Age at the BNH Stage on January 18th!!! Featuring Creator Carole Montgomery, Leighann Lord and Liz Glazer!!!

Tickets go ON SALE FRIDAY at NOON! https://www.ccanh.com/show/25000521

07.10.2025 16:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

What regular people or as we in the biz say "civilians" don't get is that thousands of people work behind the scenes of the shows live or televised including Broadway.
Some of them are even his supporters.
It's not just the "star" you're hurting.
His widdle ego just lost jobs for his voters

19.09.2025 14:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Blue Skyers in New Hampshire we're coming to the Flying Monkey in Plymouth.

06.09.2025 14:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When feminism came around in the 70’s guys didn’t mind it. Free love and bra burning yes please! Equal rights? Fugeddaboutit.

30.08.2025 14:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Looks like the Democratic Governors are doing what Congress should be doing.
ABOUT FUCKING TIME!

26.08.2025 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When you reach "a certain age" comfy becomes a huge part of your vocabulary.

17.08.2025 23:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My husband just told me that when I first feel hungry I do not have to eat right away. I think any judge will acquit me.

16.08.2025 15:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Men think they run everything. But if it wasn’t for women they wouldn’t be able to find anything.

04.08.2025 13:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

His skin is the only thin thing about him

02.08.2025 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

LOL

23.07.2025 13:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

His base won’t care that he’s named in the files.
The fact that he’s trying to hide it means it’s something REALLY BAD.

23.07.2025 13:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Jon Stewart Reacts to Colbert's Cancellation & Trump's "Bawdy" Epstein Doodles | The Daily Show
YouTube video by The Daily Show Jon Stewart Reacts to Colbert's Cancellation & Trump's "Bawdy" Epstein Doodles | The Daily Show

This is how you do it.
youtu.be/TwOLo_U6bTw?...

22.07.2025 13:46 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

HAHAHAHA

12.07.2025 13:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The world's on fire, come see some really funny comedy!

11.07.2025 15:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Every time I do household chores I think it's not that hard.
Billionaires should try it once in a while.
Might give them some perspective.
Who AM I kidding, they're greedy, lazy SOB's.

29.06.2025 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I finally can be a Presidential
speech writer!!

24.06.2025 14:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The speech was longer than it takes him to cum.

22.06.2025 13:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm just waiting for RFK, Jr to join the feud.

06.06.2025 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Wednesday Wisdom

04.06.2025 12:28 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Next up my second solo show in Las Vegas.
Tickets at falloutfringe.org

26.05.2025 12:34 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love being on Dean’s show. And this crew was lit!!πŸ”₯

25.05.2025 00:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Every morning when I wake up.

23.05.2025 21:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This Saturday if you're in town, come to Astoria! Only 5 bux.

23.05.2025 12:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Brokerage in Bellmore | CAROLE MONTGOMERY - SPECIAL EVENT

Hey Long Island, a rare appearance just by me!
brokerage.govs.com/events/107416

15.05.2025 12:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Zeam: Your First Set

You never realize what you’ve done until you get to talk about it.

zeam.com/publishers/8...

13.05.2025 12:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve found the secret to losing weight!
Become old. Then you can’t eat past six anymore because it’ll keep u awake all night with heartburn.

11.05.2025 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I guess bankrupting a country will be his seventh one.

09.05.2025 22:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This film terrified me

07.05.2025 00:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

For the right:

β€œWoke” is the new hippie.

06.05.2025 21:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Which one do you want to go prison first?
Bondi, Patel or Hegseth?

06.05.2025 11:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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