Carole Montgomery

Funny Women of a Certain Age - Kellar's: Modern Magic and Comedy Club “If I had to choose between ageism or sexism, I’d take a pat on the behind any day, since that meant someone noticed me.” – Carole Montgomery creator of Funny Women of A Certain Age® What began as a w...

Hey Erie (PA)!

Mark your calendar (11/20-22) Funny Women of a Certain Age will be appearing at Kellar's Magic & Comedy Club!

I'll be sharing the stage with @carolemontgomery.bsky.social and Missy Hall!

Here you go! See you there!
kellarsmagic.com/tc-events/fu...

#JoyisResistance

I love when people tell me not to be political. Are you fucking kidding me?? I'm a woman, I was political the moment I was born.

Hey Hudson Valley! Join Funny Women of a Certain Age this Saturday at the Paramount Theatre in Middletown NY!

JUST ANNOUNCED! Get ready to LAUGH with Funny Women of a Certain Age at the BNH Stage on January 18th!!! Featuring Creator Carole Montgomery, Leighann Lord and Liz Glazer!!!

Tickets go ON SALE FRIDAY at NOON! https://www.ccanh.com/show/25000521

What regular people or as we in the biz say "civilians" don't get is that thousands of people work behind the scenes of the shows live or televised including Broadway.
Some of them are even his supporters.
It's not just the "star" you're hurting.
His widdle ego just lost jobs for his voters

Blue Skyers in New Hampshire we're coming to the Flying Monkey in Plymouth.

When feminism came around in the 70’s guys didn’t mind it. Free love and bra burning yes please! Equal rights? Fugeddaboutit.

Looks like the Democratic Governors are doing what Congress should be doing.
ABOUT FUCKING TIME!

When you reach "a certain age" comfy becomes a huge part of your vocabulary.

My husband just told me that when I first feel hungry I do not have to eat right away. I think any judge will acquit me.

Men think they run everything. But if it wasn’t for women they wouldn’t be able to find anything.

His skin is the only thin thing about him

LOL

His base won’t care that he’s named in the files.
The fact that he’s trying to hide it means it’s something REALLY BAD.

YouTube video by The Daily Show Jon Stewart Reacts to Colbert's Cancellation & Trump's "Bawdy" Epstein Doodles | The Daily Show

This is how you do it.
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HAHAHAHA

The world's on fire, come see some really funny comedy!

Every time I do household chores I think it's not that hard.
Billionaires should try it once in a while.
Might give them some perspective.
Who AM I kidding, they're greedy, lazy SOB's.

I finally can be a Presidential
speech writer!!

The speech was longer than it takes him to cum.

I'm just waiting for RFK, Jr to join the feud.

Wednesday Wisdom

Next up my second solo show in Las Vegas.
Tickets at falloutfringe.org

I love being on Dean’s show. And this crew was lit!!🔥

Every morning when I wake up.

This Saturday if you're in town, come to Astoria! Only 5 bux.

The Brokerage in Bellmore | CAROLE MONTGOMERY - SPECIAL EVENT

Hey Long Island, a rare appearance just by me!
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Zeam: Your First Set

You never realize what you’ve done until you get to talk about it.

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I’ve found the secret to losing weight!
Become old. Then you can’t eat past six anymore because it’ll keep u awake all night with heartburn.

I guess bankrupting a country will be his seventh one.