Phantom Jokes 💉💉💉💉💉

No, no, you don't understand. Brian Thompson killed those people *legally*.

Having two months left before Biden hands our nation over to Trump's burning clown car is like being on the Titanic, spotting the iceberg a thousand miles away, yet being unable to convince the Captain to change course or speed.

I used to want to be a billionaire but then I found out you have to spend your vacation with the bad Supreme Court justices

ICYMI - you all should make time to read @brianbeutler.bsky.social‘s newsletter from yesterday in which he shredded all the institutionalist Democrat’s apprehension with reforming the Supreme Court via expansion https://us19.campaign-archive.com/?u=8855a23519ab892dfe2cd34f6&id=ab4a1bc7dc

Dating someone you met on Bluesky is called skating.

Old enough to remember when you needed an invite to get a Facebook account.

Not a great account to follow back, as a hypochondriac.

The "How many Rochesters can you visit?" challenge

Screenshot of Tweet: @realDonaldTrump "pls....somebody send me a bluesky invite code...."

Don't do it.

Logo: Brooks, an Amazon Company with illustration of mountains and a brook inside an open book.

Anyone need an invite code for Amazon's new bookstore?

Movie sequel idea:

“The Social Networks”

The science feed here is tremendous, and you should follow it if you’re not, but would anyone be interested in a Climate feed?

Climate news, emerging science, and activism?

I’ll build one if you’ll come.

Would love a reskeet if this appeals.

Got it to 969. 😅

Screenshots showing Ronald Reagan date of death as June 5 2004 and a counter showing it’s 6969 days between June 5 2004 and July 5 2023

Ronald Reagan died 6969 days ago today. 1 reskeet is 1 piss on his grave

WE WILL RELEASE A NEW TWITTER CLONE EVERY HOUR UNTIL OUR DEMANDS ARE MET

I'll create a GUI in Visual Basic, see if I can track their IP address.

Edibles must look inedible: Feds
https://thehill.com/policy/healthcare/4082181-feds-crack-down-on-thc-edibles-nearly-identical-to-common-snacks/amp/

Twitter is an exception, but it wasn't always a shitty right wing platform.

Obi Wan Kenobi: "Now, that's a name I've not heard in a long time. A long time."

Friendster...

Kinda funny to hear conservatives complain about Bluesky's legacy admissions policy.

Anyone worthy of your trust understands this & is willing to wait as long as it takes.

The signal/noise ratio is much higher here (for now).

Supreme Court rules posts on Bluesky must be called "bleets" instead of "skeets", 6-3.

PhanJokes is here!

Just thought about how I should have chosen a new handle for Bluesky since Phantom on Broadway is no more.
https://www.forbes.com/sites/alisondurkee/2023/07/03/broadways-biggest-show-of-2023-so-far-phantom-goes-out-with-a-bang/amp/

It's Bluesky, NOT Redsky. 😉

Renew!

😂

Hilarious. As good as any slideshow from The Onion.