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This looks bomb and the content I’m here for 🧡

“my entire vibe from now until spring” a crow making stew

God gives the nuts, but he does not crack them.
- Franz Kafka

Does anybody know literally how it got to be September 29th. In one month I will be 46 years old. Amazing.
Brother is an old man. Mom is an immortal witch. I however am a young blossoming flower. Just a fresh bloom of a rose. Dew covered. Fragrant. Moist. Fertile.

I grew up in trauma. Just everyday. Then left home young and started drinking. Thinking that was better. lol. Maybe it was.
Anyway! Now I’m sober and 45 and I want a damn Trapper Keeper and to make friendship bracelets and shit 😂

I just want to brag! My little brother just got invited to be on a Hydrogen Standards Committee!
Now, I don’t know what that is, but that kid is a G-d rocket engineer and I am so proud💖💖💖

Teaching my idiot bf that when I saw OW I am not in fact “liking it”

Who decided that hairdressers need to talk all the time now?! Please, for the love of god, let me stop talking

this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either

I just had this epiphany that if I could curate a list of just the songs I really like- I would love that! Like, a “playlist”, if you will.
There must be a way of doing this.
Someone tell me how.

It’s like that line from When Harry Met Sally, but it’s *when you realize you don’t want to spend the rest of your life with someone, you any that life to start right now*
So that’s how 46 is starting 🫠

🤔

What a lovely idea tho

@paramountpictures.bsky.social

Please, PLEASE!
#BringBackJoePickett

It’s really good actually. Very modern re-telling. Little bit of a Quentin Tarantino vibe

Apparently I am ‘wake at 5am and start watching a Wyatt Earp documentary’ years old now 🤭

Just watched it. And I’m ready to take up this fight.

Getting old is weird. I just saw a woman who looked like me, but when I was younger. And it gave me such an other-worldly feeling.

#BringBackJoePickett

I had a PolySci prof get so pissed because GWB donned a flight suit to announce “Mission accomplished” on a Navy ship, because he was too close to mingling the presidency with the military. That guy has got to be losing his mind these days :(

Is it my best new idea to have a baked potato for breakfast?!?
Tell me why I’m wrong 🪿

Jobs data are fake. Climate data is fake. Crime stats are fake. Objective measurements of reality has a well-known liberal bias.

I wear tiny gold earrings so people know I’m a girl

80 y/o man: “I just don’t do well with older women “
No! 🙄🙄🙄

WATCH LIVE: Town Hall with Rep. Mike Flood in Nebraska's 1st District Rep. Mike Flood of Nebraska's 1st Congressional District will hold a town hall at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln on Monday.

Rep. Mike Flood, R-Neb., is holding a town hall Monday at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln.

Nebraska Public Media (@nebpublicmedia.bsky.social) will air special coverage of the event, including Flood’s question-and-answer session with the audience.

Q: Is anybody more excited than me to see Fall arrive?
A: No.

Just crying watching Jon Stewart sing go fuck yourself.
Oh my heart💛 he gives me hope.

Rasmus Jarlov on Twitter writes: "There is nothing to celebrate. Moving from average tariffs of less than 2% on trade between the USA and Europe to 15% under today’s deal will inevitably lead to inflation. Almost everything will become more expensive in both Europe and the USA, and we will all be worse off. The economic illiteracy in the White House is doing serious damage to the West." Stylish Skunk replies: "I have a feeling you have 0 idea what you're talking about. In fact I know you do." Rasmus Jarlov responds: "Of course. I am former minister of trade in Denmark and you are an anonymous Twitter profile. You probably know a lot more than me. For sure."

lol

I have started keeping a list of books that I’ve read. Because I start a book and half way through realize I’ve heard this before 🤨
Question: is this a problem?

One thing about me- you know I’m gonna keep a good box.