Picholas Marza

is this "blueskyism"

guy standing around wearing medieval armor with shield and sword and scabbard

Dare me to try and grab this cop's sword out of his scabbard?

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Opinion | I was addicted to heroin for 20 years. Here's why I am eliminating federal funding for Narcan so that an extra 10,000 people can die each year from opiate overdoses.

by RFK Jr.

“hey guys WHATS up, cody tiktok here to bring you new and exciting updates from around the WORLD. here in el salvador they’ve invented this new thing called Indentured Servitude and i dunno, seems pretty sick to me. would y’all want this where you live?? 🤯”

Pope Francis’ last words: did you hear about the second groupchat

Jim Harbaugh giving Pope Francis a Michigan football helmet and a pair of shoes

Pope Francis has asked to be buried wearing his Michigan football helmet.

I was frankly struggling with the base economy before final boss economy

Elon Musk: pours tens of millions into a race that has never seen even a fraction of that much money. bribes multiple voters with $1 million checks to vote. offers any Wisconsin voter who proves they voted $50. wears a fucking cheesehead

Wisconsin: votes against his candidate by historic margins

permission to lib out, sir

they cant keep fucking with us like this

In the war crimes group chat trying to save the administration some taxpayer money @edsbs.bsky.social @homefield.bsky.social @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social

More, from a source at EPA:

"I'm so angry that the Dems are caving on the funding bill. This is their only point of leverage and they don't have the guts to use it... If they aren't willing to draw the line in the sand now...they are feckless, weak, and useless."

God dammit. Timing couldn’t be worse but here goes.

Chuck Schumer and I are launching our new podcast “Soul Deep: A Weekly Deep Dive Into the Music of Collective Soul” tomorrow. I do NOT support his latest decision and want to make clear this is strictly a music podcast. Please check it out

Woof

probationary – Federal Worker Rights Posts about probationary written by Danny Rosenthal

NEW: Class action appeals filed at the MSPB today for terminated probationary/trial employees at Treasury, HHS, USAID, and other agencies. Updates here: federalworkerrights.com/probationary/

we're in legit first they came for territory and a lot of people have been failing at this test they cite all the time

US Measles Cases Jump 35% in a Week, Now Found in a Dozen States The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention reported 58 new US measles cases on Friday, a worrying sign in the outbreak that’s already been linked to two deaths.

The number of measles cases in the US jumped 35% in a week to 222, and don't yet include the 39 new cases Texas reported at the same time. @jessicanix.bsky.social and Damian Garde have the story >
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

You've been #buffooned

My sleepy boy

Such a lapdog

vote for me, i’m the guy who silently mouthed “that’s false” an hour into my enemy’s speech

This is why I always tells young data journalists: if you’re using a data series/variable you’re not familiar with, make sure you talk to someone who can explain what it does and does not measure

Although in this case if the results obviously make no sense that should be clue enough

Maybe they bought the Tesla in like 1992

If I ever have to hunt a giant man-eating shark I'm going back off the wagon