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award winning, magical SOB. I fly audio spaceships and hold a yellow belt in Knotts-Fu (he/him) ✌️ https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2LR8OeuqkA6jzseni2KH15?si=pKxXpCLkSWS8tAOrknNnKw

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Latest posts by joeybenjamin.bsky.social on Bluesky

every single one of these songs, all covers, are half speed at best. You’ll never convince me this dude is not the highest dude in the tri-county area.

21.10.2025 23:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The floor… it needs sweeping
- George Harrison

15.09.2025 16:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Man writes “police work is what U R here 4!” on chalkboard

Man writes “police work is what U R here 4!” on chalkboard

L337 (Leet) was originally invented in 1984 by Lieutenant Harris of the Metropolitan Police Academy.

11.09.2025 15:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man in a suit and tie is saying `` lemon , it 's wednesday '' . Alt: a man in a suit and tie is saying `` lemon , it 's wednesday ''

🎶 Tuesday's gone with the wind

03.09.2025 19:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

there’s no box to check. There are no recruitment hurdles. It’s not a 9 to 5 job.

But you’re right and every single other poster in this thread is wrong. 🙄

20.08.2025 00:19 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man wearing glasses says it 's true with his finger on his chin Alt: a man wearing glasses says “it 's true” with his finger on his chin

I love that they left the click in the mix for Free’s “All Right Now”

23.07.2025 16:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🎶 there were grounds in my coffee; grounds in my coffee and… you’re to blame … 🎶

What’cha mean those aren’t the lyrics?

23.07.2025 16:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only

24.05.2025 12:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
live room in a recording studio. Wood walls, rugs, gobo’s and microphones.

live room in a recording studio. Wood walls, rugs, gobo’s and microphones.

Charles and Stuart have an absolutely fantastically customizable live room out at Point West Recording and we should all be living out there. It's a special place, y'all. Creative magic oozing from the walls. You should check it out. Preferably w/me.

21.05.2025 13:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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¡Conociendo a mi hermana por primera vez!

05.05.2025 21:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You dated a dude named “Cash”? That’s on you.

14.04.2025 23:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It was funny when I thought it was just the first song… by the fourth, eh.

File Under: Albums That Got Played Once

02.04.2025 19:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The first Flin Flon album has every song end in a lock groove.

Monsters.

02.04.2025 19:37 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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a rainbow and a star with the words be who you know Alt: a rainbow and a star with the words “the more you know”

Hotel California was really about houseboat brothel in Toledo

02.04.2025 16:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Movies you've watched more than six times, gifs only

22.02.2025 18:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Third verse same as the first

24.01.2025 16:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

a slightly less than three minutes long psychedelic outro jam on the albums opening pop track? Ballsy.

24.01.2025 01:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Album cover for Teenage Fanclubs “Bandwagonesque”. It is a crude drawing of yellow money bag with a dollar sign on it against a faded reddish background.

Album cover for Teenage Fanclubs “Bandwagonesque”. It is a crude drawing of yellow money bag with a dollar sign on it against a faded reddish background.

This album still kicks.

🎶 Says she don't do drugs but she does the pill 🎶 Oh yeah 🎶 Oh yeah 🎶

24.01.2025 01:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

My money would be on Bill Ballou.

(pure speculation)

22.01.2025 18:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Emperor Tomato Ketchup will rule that school yard

22.01.2025 17:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

we’re all going to get the David Lynch haircut, right?

21.01.2025 03:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

straight up h8 your sampled hihat

21.01.2025 02:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s the best

21.01.2025 01:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Don’t tell Paula but I know where all the cowboys have gone.

17.01.2025 19:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🛢️STAY AWAY FROM THE CANS!🛢️

13.01.2025 18:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Masterpiece

11.01.2025 22:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

For you blockers out there.. that awful account is on here minus the numbers

11.01.2025 21:35 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
comic panel from Calvin & Hobbes. Calvin, wearing a helmet and goggles, declares that today he goes for the gusto and Hobbes recommends that he asks his mom if it’s ok

comic panel from Calvin & Hobbes. Calvin, wearing a helmet and goggles, declares that today he goes for the gusto and Hobbes recommends that he asks his mom if it’s ok

11.01.2025 19:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

wow, the first season disappeared this morning. Glad I binged some last night. Thanks for the heads up!

11.01.2025 16:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Please share

11.01.2025 11:13 — 👍 95    🔁 53    💬 0    📌 4

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