Sarah ☠️💀👻👽

This time they just searched my bag

I’m starting to suspect the government doesn’t want what’s best for me

Good morning and happy Tuesday to everyone. No jokes. No shade. No schadenfreude. The reason you never see ICE arresting Proud Boys and Oath Keepers is the same reason you never see Keanu Reeves hanging out with John Wick and Neo.

Be careful! During Halloween, the veil between our world and the great beyond is at its thinnest. You will never be in more danger of becoming an actual slutty nurse

An absolute outrage

DAMN YOU AIRPORT FOR MAKING ME LISTEN TO CREED

Dante's seven factors of authentication

TSA searched my bag. Feeling like a badass.

Just saw a lady at the airport with a pug in a baby Bjorn.

NOW I’ve seen everything

I just really thought Dream Pairs would be something else

Bastards

For. Real.

Albums

Records

CDs

Generals I have gathered you here today to make sure the military isn't doing anything gay or black

Generals gathered in their masses
Hegseth drunk and extra fascist

Top 25 albums of 2000-2025.

Go.

This is an absolute outrage. Nothing is real anymore.

Just found out Gary Numan is 13 days older than Gary Oldman. This is why I have trust issues

It is impossible that these people are doing water aerobics to marching band music, right?

Is that code for something?

I think the cat office might be in my living room

Bad Bunny is a Demonic Marxist? Guess I’ll go actually listen to his music then. He sounds cool as hell.