🐍Kassss Asssasssin🐍

sometimes strands of my hair get tangled around my nipple piercings and it's the worst, wtf hair were supposed to be on the same side

the royal honey from that one secret squirrel episode that makes you want to fuck the queen bee

ah. so it seems that while I was getting beaten up and dominated by a gorgeous woman on stage tonight, cameras were rolling and I might end up in a documentary? 😅

the fallout: new vegas stream last night went swimmingly

I really want cis folks to understand the situation - trans women face widespread employment discrimination and live in devastating poverty.

Meanwhile, the woman who came in fifth place in a swimming competition, ONCE, makes a million+ a year to advocate for destroying our rights.

Hozier:

omg this is so romantic 🥹

Between my car breaking down, a hospital threatening me if I didn’t pay my bill, and having to renew my registration I ended up having to spend almost $1500 that I don’t have & rent is right around the corner. Now would be a really great time to support me & my work. 😭

looks like it matters who after all

Legally, this is no different from Iran sinking a Disney cruise in international waters and then saying "it's all good, they were terrorists carrying drugs."

Which is to say, it's wholly illegal and has been for centuries. You couldn't even do this with a Letter of Marque and Reprisal.

Kass's Twitch stream setup for Fallout: New Vegas, which has sections for the chat, webcam, and information about the stream photoshopped from the graphics for the New Vegas menus that look like hefty, worn machinery with little computer screens. The NCR two-headed bear flag is displayed prominently in the gameplay footage, while Kass plays on webcam in bisexual lighting and sports glasses, a dark grey three-piece suit with a skinny black tie and silver tie pin, a white dress shirt, and a thick beard.

Kass's Twitch stream setup for Fallout: New Vegas, with sections photoshopped from the New Vegas menu graphics that look like hefty, worn machinery with little computer screens. The character Ringo thanks Kass with funds he claims come from Crimson Caravan in the gameplay footage, while Kass cradles the calico tabby cat Mystery in their arms on the webcam.

forgot to actually warn y'all that I was streaming 😅

but I'm pretty happy with this silly little overlay I made for my New Vegas stream

crude mspaint drawing of a building with multiple rooms connected by flights of stairs. Stick figures of different colors live in each room. The top of the image reads, "PROPOSAL: THE FRIEND BUILDING (the building in which we all live together (because we are friends)) There is a video game pool (pool of video games) on the roof. Each room comes equipped with its own kitchen

This was just posted by a CBS News producer on their Instagram stories.

I'm pretty sure, and I'm not even really kidding, that Kirby is god

tbh, even if I believed he's grown and changed, I still would think he's demonstrated such poor judgement that I wouldn't trust him in a position of power anyway

omg please don't ask if I'm into BBC, that feels so... race-play adjacent? I don't know if I like your cock just based on its size & your race, it's more about the interpersonal chemistry I have with *you*! & of course the mouthfeel, but... what's that? you meant the news org? Oh, no, they suck dick

Dune backstory - war between humans and thinking machines, the reason they don't tend to use advanced computers any more

Favorite scary movie?

She's being indicted for ICE driving a car into her. Which is a crime, just not Kat's crime.

don't lie, Ripp: you're a *tiny* fan of unnatural behemoths. a cute, little, easily squishable fan, trivial to tower over and crush

I need to get on this level of normal tbh

For real, the only national outlets that seem to have addressed this story are right-wing NewsNation and Fox News.

but that's Austin Powers, it would be weirder if it *wasn't* called something like that

Really is Christmas for Criminals out there because all the federal agents and federal prosecutors aren't doing anything about real crime, they're spending their time either kidnapping people or prosecuting stuff like this:

I think so, the winchesters right? no one with big supernaturals would be a losechester

big supernaturals

another month another pleading post.

this one a little more urgent. gor denied for disability again, and i have only been able to scrape by from food stamps and the kindness of others. anything at all helps, even 10-20 for pizza
PP: @classypay
CA: $junedelphox

no nee pics of my cat molly today sry

I think so

The Senate is still meeting and holding votes as normal despite the shutdown.

The House has not held a vote in a month and a half now solely because Mike Johnson wants to prevent the release of the Epstein Files.

They've killed our government to save their pedophiles.