Jen

If you watch the Food Network, who do you hate on there?…

I used to watch.. and Bobby Flay

Truly, I say unto you,

Fuck them fake bitches

You can just say you’re the other guy from Wham! and people will believe you

Thank you.. doesn’t do it justice

Thank you.. doesn’t do it justice

Hi, Luna.. she’s a stunner…

what are y’all having for your midnight snack tonight?

alright, I'll bite. what's a moon?

The moon is so big… ( it’s obviously fake )

Most people are pretty nice to me here and it freaks me out a little.

And I’m already planning my next tattoo…

It’s so good.. lol

New tattoos…

The Chauffeur by Duran Duran is such a banger…

The more I drove the better it got. Wish I could have gotten an even better pic, but thank you!

Even better 🌈🌈

🌈🌈

there is an absolute zero chance of me learning how to use mastodon

So to recap the last few days, my uncle is in the hospital, while visiting said Uncle my dad's appendix burst, so he had surgery and is in the ICU at the same hospital. Junior and I drove to Montana for a work conference and I woke up in the not at all fancy hotel full of stink bugs to a flat tire.

A good hump, a good pump, and a lil bump might fix me today.

my gift to you today 🥹

being sexy is a full time job

a little girl is making a funny face while wearing a blue shirt with a leopard print . ALT: a little girl is making a funny face while wearing a blue shirt with a leopard print .

So exciting..

a man in a black shirt is sitting on a couch and waving his hand . ALT: a man in a black shirt is sitting on a couch and waving his hand .

I’m excited for you..

This is a good week for you.

Some days you're flailing, other days you straight corn doggin'

I’m getting 2 tattoos today… one of them is a corndog and the other is a flail, showing that I have range and also that I’m a little off

I don’t recall ever going to a library and not being a little excited

The only reason stores put xmas shit out this early is they forgot to put it out July 3rd.