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I always knew Bobby Hill was gonna fuck when he got older.

The Onion? Never heard of it. Is it anything like The Serving Times, but without the Pulitzer?

They’ll never have the prestige of The Serving Times

In my head canon he said "jew cars".

Bold strategy, let's see if it pays off.

I don't know, "Superman star" just doesn't ring true to me.

An old man (Uncle Sam) is all jacked and he’s putting on an ICE hat. His usual Uncle Sam hat is on front of him so that it appears that it’s the top of some dude’s head. The sign reads: America needs you! Join ICE now! The bottom crawler from the nes channel reads, “ICE supersizes recruitment”

The news just showed a picture of some white-haired dude getting head from some other dude wearing an Uncle Sam hat.

We can't keep letting them get away with this crap.

we used to have the epstein files already, it was called the forbes world's billionaires list!!!

And to be clear, I'm not saying "on-brand" for King of the Hill is good, I'm actually liking the show a lot less than I did the last time I watched it 10 or so years ago.

I have to say, I've been re-watching the series and there are long periods where she doesn't show up and is never mentioned, so this is on-brand for them.

That being said, I thought it would be neat if Luanne's daughter was the new series's Luanne, but I wasn't invited to the development meeting.

Retweeting an Onion article like "Yeah, they def need my help in getting this seen!".

A stack of paperback books. The highest of high fantasy! The Elvenweed Chronicles by Daniel Aegan. Cover shows an elf with a pipe in his mouth and a squire holding a shield in front of a pot plant and some smoke.

Have you added this gem to your paperback collection yet? It’s a such a good hit you’ll want to read it again and again!

The Elvenweed Chronicles by Daniel Aegan is now available EVERYWHERE!

Woman A Leading Authority On What Shouldn’t Be In Poor People’s Grocery Carts

Woman A Leading Authority On What Shouldn’t Be In Poor People’s Grocery Carts theonion.com/woman-a...

This is absolutely the song of the summer 2025: youtu.be/xcEvNwQ7v-U?...
@durrymusic.bsky.social

YouTube video by DurryVEVO Durry - idk i just work here (Official Music Video)

Yes:
youtu.be/xcEvNwQ7v-U?...

They’re going to harvest the unhoused and immigrants for organs, aren’t they?

@conradaltmann.com:
Making good use of your graphic.

Thanks!

Hoping this new sticker makes people stop accusing me of using AI to write these. Unless it becomes a "people are asking a lot of questions about my anti-AI sticker" thing.

You can tell I made it myself by how crappy it is.

A distressed looking sticker that says "artificial intelligence free".

@danielaegan.bsky.social:
Finally made the sticker for my articles.

Stop defaming the heroes of the Brooks Brothers riot!

When Jesus says "this is my body" and you tell him to talk to a doctor about his sodium intake.

Kirby swallowing a Fleshlight and then becoming Fleshlight Kirby and using his new ability to blast himself off the ground with a geyser of white liquid.

Wow, the Kirby DLC looks awesome!

Trump on the roof of Planet Express and Bender is shouting up at him "Do a flip!"

Trump on the roof of Planet Express and Bender is shouting up at him "Do a flip!"

Studies show that 100% of dudes with AI girlfriends routinely yell "the computer cheats!" at video games.

I don't like the direction his career arc has taken, but my brothers and I saw Jack Black in Airborne and then started recognizing him in other stuff. We were happy when he started getting famous. But that was long ago....