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04.09.2025 10:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@danielsunden.bsky.social
Love π the life you have, and Live the life you love! - Anonymous
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04.09.2025 10:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Which is stranger: the film catch me if you can, or the dudes life???
04.09.2025 02:03 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0You know your family needs you!
03.09.2025 02:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My mother told me I can call anytime in the event of an emergency.
Me @ 3 a.m. last night:
'Mother: It's an emergency--
I've got exactly $9.11 in my bank account!'
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F i o r o l a are REALLY together!
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...now playing.
youtu.be/OtfYPX-928M?...
Father of Peace (this 3-piece band)
is the bomb!
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youtube.com/watch?v=T65F...
Bob Dylan & Friends:
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'Hard Times Come Again no More'
(Traditional)
youtu.be/QVKO9MK1CVM?...
You have heard of Native American Summers???
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01.09.2025 01:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Baby, being with you is like being in a really bad Twilight Zone episode!
(Me flirting)
Why are not all cars hydrogen- powered by now?
30.08.2025 12:57 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Every time I go visit my mother at her place, I let myself in and hear her praying:
'God give me the serenity not to shank my next door neighbor!'
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Cats π were placed in Eden,
dogs were not there!
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Why are not all cars hydrogen- powered by now?
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30.08.2025 12:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I stole my mama's coleslaw at KFC saying:
'Possession is 9/10 of the slaw!'
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30.08.2025 12:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0this is the weekend that changed my life. Played football in college & as a freshman earned Starting spot at center.QB brought me home the off weekend, his family attacked him w hugs. I said thatβs it and started force hugging my Midwest Protestant parents and then that was it. They hugged everyone
30.08.2025 04:40 β π 8 π 2 π¬ 2 π 0Hahaha!
Friday's almost here
I'm going to try to stop making everything a sexual innuendo, but it's really hard right now!
27.08.2025 14:18 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I don't know why my wife left me last year; I mean I really miss
'The Old Prison Cook', as I used to call her.
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this is my emotional support scimitar
25.08.2025 20:18 β π 31 π 10 π¬ 1 π 0I don't know why my wife left me last year; I mean I really miss
'The Old Prison Cook', as I used to call her.
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I missed one payment on my Tesla and the car drove itself back to the dealership.
GOOD RIDDANCE!
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