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I was skeptical, but turning off self view on Zoom really helps the calls feel more like real conversations. I even retain the information more effectively.

@dannyheifetz.bsky.social dude just match your socks to your pants if you don’t want to think about it, and only wear ankle socks or no shows with shorts.

Should we set up a new email for your campaign? Nah, I’m good:

”Are you ok?”

😖🤚🏼 “Just don’t talk to me right now I’m waiting for it to stop hurting so badly I can’t function”

Can’t believe the mascot opportunity International House of Pancakes is missing out on

It’s a real bummer that the technology revolution just turned out to be “doing the same bullshit the worst people have been doing for all of human history, just faster”

Pay this man and let’s keep him here forever

Featuring Qornholio

Misty Mountains: Not just for babies!

Important note: Misty Mountains continues to work throughout childhood. If my 11 year old is antsy at bedtime, Misty Mountains still has the desired effect.

Their whole thing is that they should be able to be pieces of shit without consequence, so it makes sense that they want to be congratulated for not being a piece of shit.

Hey @mariners.com can you please make public the name of the brilliant gameday manager that decided Humpy was going to get his first win in a second salmon run last Friday? That person deserves local immortality.

I owe Jorge Polanco a massive apology

Imagine giving a shit about some old Italian weirdo who was good at ancient PR just because you read about it in your school book decades ago.

The PEACE 2025 sign is crazy

Don’t don’t don’t don’t stop the beat
I can’t can’t can’t can’t control my feet
Pe pe pe people in the streets
Cmon everybody and move your feet

a man with blonde hair is making a funny face while standing next to another man . ALT: a man with blonde hair is making a funny face while standing next to another man .

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Why would put Gabe Speier back out there after last inning?!

I respect Toshi for setting his own weird hours, but can the man make an exception for massive Seattle sporting events?

I feel like listening to this is healing my soul

Guilt knowing I have to wait out this rain delay while I should be productive layered on top of playoff fear and standard Mariners anxiety.

Waiting for the @mariners.com to start while I ignore my other responsibilities

I drive an EV so I was shocked to discover that gas is $5 a gallon. Weird how the news doesn't care seeing as how gas prices were the most important thing in the whole world last summer.

The Mariners making it to their first World Series and having it be interrupted and never completed because Civil War 2 kicks off would maybe be the most Mariners thing of all time

but the cold skeleton feet...

The weird lying elf is on the TV again

The Mariners last playoff win was the same year I graduated from college. I’ll be 46 in 4 days. I’m really hoping I’m not 70 the next time I see a postseason W.

Feels like his entire thing is “Remember the Delta badasses in Black Hawk Down? We’re all those guys. Hell yeah.”

One of the most disappointing human experiences is going to bed with a headache and waking up still having the headache.

7 matches in 20 days does not seem like a sustainable pace