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β€œStop scrolling and post a” lemme just stop you right there. No. The scrolling will continue

06.08.2025 15:28 β€” πŸ‘ 826    πŸ” 68    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 4

they feel like really different records to me. GSTA is a big daytime burst of energy, a swim in a river, a day at the beach; Headlights is the drive home, quiet and fulfilled

22.07.2025 16:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i loved watching this with my grams growing up on PBS

05.07.2025 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i have no stakes in this because i’m not a weakerthans guy but i know this is huge for you so LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO

30.06.2025 00:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

superchunk summer

16.06.2025 11:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

is this that band that has a random 10/10 from jurassic period pitchfork?

16.06.2025 11:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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found a museum with all yall in it

12.06.2025 01:31 β€” πŸ‘ 107    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2
marineland, florida, 1990

marineland, florida, 1990

marineland, florida, 1990

03.06.2025 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 66    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

ordered a new keyboard that will be here in a few days and i can’t wait to go clicky clack while working

04.06.2025 12:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

im wearing my camp trash shirt everyday until i hear this new album. holding my family hostage with a smelly shirt.

03.06.2025 18:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

there is suddenly a bunch of slop appearing on my feed that is reminiscent of the other site. get it out of here

03.06.2025 18:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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work buddy

03.06.2025 14:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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A new superchunk record was exactly the news i needed this morning

02.06.2025 13:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

(to be clear, at our last place we did not have windows)

02.06.2025 03:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

my wife and i moved into a new apartment recently and it’s crazy how much better your moods becomes when you have windows in your damn living room

02.06.2025 03:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

me watching northernlion break the latest viral rougelite

02.06.2025 03:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

speak for yourself, vermont has had like 27 consecutive weekends of rain/ snow. we are struggling with our vitamin d out here

02.06.2025 03:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

she really is!!!

28.05.2025 02:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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my wife asked me if i wanted a hotdog to which i said yes. she brought it to me stuck on a chopstick

28.05.2025 01:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

the 50000 beers line in trains across the sea is one of my favorites

28.05.2025 01:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is the funniest movie production fact I’ve ever read

25.05.2025 05:39 β€” πŸ‘ 6362    πŸ” 1601    πŸ’¬ 94    πŸ“Œ 87

the last 48 hours on the arcade fire subreddit have been some of the funniest i’ve seen in a long time. a total meltdown over this awful new record

10.05.2025 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Kojima: I was reading Catcher In The Rye and it moved me. I emailed JD Salinger and he agreed to be scanned for DS2.

Reporter: That’s.. How did you

Kojima: all our souls are separated by a β€œCaul Field.” I think JD’s performances as Ryeman and Catcherman will impress everyone.

10.05.2025 04:26 β€” πŸ‘ 5542    πŸ” 1082    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 15

the popes brother going on local television and telling the reporter that his brother won’t be able to leo him get sticks off his roof like he was supposed to in a few months is pretty good stuff

09.05.2025 03:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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let’s just pretend

08.05.2025 20:09 β€” πŸ‘ 213    πŸ” 44    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 4

can’t fucking wait!!

05.05.2025 20:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

seeing mj lenderman tonight. might try zyns for the first time to celebrate

05.05.2025 15:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i love burlington vermont!! i love dancing!! i love cheap beer!! i love spring!!!!

03.05.2025 05:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

a flight i was tracking dropped from $350 to $210 over night. Curious to see how low it goes

01.05.2025 15:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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