SJB

Shut up and take my money.

Yes please.

That would be cool.

This is good advice. As it has been, frankly, from Day One.

Matt LaFleur’s seat should be HOT hot.

Which is really good, especially since the ads they show in their News app are among the worst you’ll ever see.

Seriously.

Change “letting” to “making” and I’d be more inclined to agree.

“Not every hero can be a sandwich. But every sandwich can be a hero.”

To get to any of us, you'll have to get through all of us.

This isn't just a call to action in New York. It is a battle cry for us all.

It's been a long time since Democrats got to indulge in humor that wasn't gallows humor and I'm loving it

A lot of Very Serious People will be pretending to be confused about What This All Means as a way to avoid the simple inconvenient reality: Voters like it when candidates are kind sincere non-weirdos who are passionate about big popular ideas that will actually help real people.

As many have pointed out, Mamdani didn't stand apart from our trans brothers and sisters. He didn't play the "Gee, gosh, it sure is complicated," milquetoast moderate card. And he crushed.

The way forward is together, not over the bodies of our own.

This was the clip that put Mamdani on the national stage, and it should be a lesson to every Democrat planning to run for office. Get your ass on the front lines before you ask for our votes.

“Credit” where due.

Cool. Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool.

I mean, there must be a TON of shit in the Epstein files.

Men are from Mars. Women don't like the Vehicle

Well, THAT’S a relief.

[Professor Farnsworth voice]: "Good news, everyone !"

Entirely this. Never let anyone else define your terms.

There's a very funny short story to be written about a Halliburton-type exec who just wants to give Pete Hegseth millions of dollars in bribes, but Hegseth doesn't even understand that's what the guy is trying to do, much less know how to make it happen.

hey quick question is it bad to bet your entire economy on a fake thing that sucks

Probably not. Ahem.

Oh come the FUCK on.

Has it happened yet? Where is everyone?

By the way, you can in fact run a media business where people give you money for goods and services. 56k+ people give The Onion ~$100 and we give them a year of newspapers. This business didn’t exist last year in this way. People will pay for good shit. Now’s the time to break glass and go for it.

If you’re rich and not a coward, this is what you’d refer to as a “market opportunity” to dominate a media ecosystem that’s about to be covered in grotesque government slop. To be a pop of color in a sea of beige will be easier than ever. People will flock to it. You gotta be a little brave, though.

*looks directly at bsky devs*