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AgentπŸ•΅πŸ»β€β™€οΈ355 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦(πŸ†˜πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έβ˜ŽοΈ)

@schmidtjokes.bsky.social

β€œSome people have to learn the really really really hard way.” -Mom πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ = Genocide is not Acceptable LGBTQ+ rights are human rights

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Hey πŸ‘‹ @jaketapper.bsky.social you could write the same book but about an actual walking talking national security threat dementia riddled narcissist potus? Should be pretty easy you could use half of your other book πŸ“•? πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

05.02.2026 13:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
United States military casualties of war - Wikipedia

Another interesting way to look at it is Russia has lost approximately the same amount of soldiers in Ukraine in 4 years as the United States has combining every fatality in every war in American history! 🀯 Big ☠️ war

05.02.2026 13:31 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah and they lost 300k people at the beginning of the war who had the money/means and/or education to gtf. This war has been an epic disaster for Russia and they are slowly losing. I hope Putini gets the Bolshevik ending he deserves.

05.02.2026 13:15 β€” πŸ‘ 50    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Burn that traitorous B

05.02.2026 08:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ‘‰ Nadia Marcinko (Epstein 'sex-slave' & recruiter) wearing Space X shirt at Space X Hawthorne headquarters (2/25/2013). Epstein toured the facility accompanied by multiple women, despite Elon's denials (EFTA00875135 / EFTA01904984) www.cnbc.com/2026/01/30/e...

02.02.2026 06:17 β€” πŸ‘ 163    πŸ” 109    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 11

What a piece of shit pedo decrepit asshole

04.02.2026 10:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah but πŸ₯΄ if they weren’t out there committing domestic terrorism how could they justify the need to be out there fighting domestic terrorism πŸ€”

03.02.2026 23:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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02.02.2026 16:46 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2
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a man in a suit and tie is smoking a cigarette and saying `` we will not go quietly into the night '' . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is smoking a cigarette and saying `` we will not go quietly into the night '' .

Their total incompetence will be their undoing. Never give an inch. Never stop the pressure. Never give up HOPE.

They want to demoralize you with their shock & awe of inhumanity. We will succeed with peaceful protest. We will never give in.

United, as We the People.

πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ 🫑 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ 🫡 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ 🫑 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

#IceOUT 🧊🚫

03.02.2026 19:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Being a moron is a prerequisite in this administration of traitorous blowfarts

03.02.2026 19:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is one of the most turbulent times in our nation's history, and our character is being tested. We must not fail this test. We must show the world America stands for freedom, not hostility, and reject any future proposals from the President to take over Greenland.

22.01.2026 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 1

πŸ’― I worked at a meh seafood place trying to be fancy and the crab tomato bisque was always a whatever eat it it we always had more for servers. I was broke AF and relished that baguette and bisque every god damn day!

03.02.2026 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Liam Ramos and this 2 year old Minnesota girl were two of the

*3,800*

children the Trump administration has arrested and detained since January of 2025

Some of those kids have been in detention for 6 months or longer

Corey Lewandowski can rot in hell right alongside his girlfriend Kristi Noem

03.02.2026 05:17 β€” πŸ‘ 954    πŸ” 484    πŸ’¬ 64    πŸ“Œ 16
03.02.2026 07:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1050    πŸ” 465    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 13
REAL TALK: A Letter to All ICE + CBP Agents. A Few Things You Should Really Understand.
YouTube video by Ask Raphaela REAL TALK: A Letter to All ICE + CBP Agents. A Few Things You Should Really Understand.

I like this straight talking chick

I’ve watched several of her videos,and she always makes sense

Boosting her
She deserves many more followers

03.02.2026 06:44 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

There’s never been a more rapier rapist wit they say

02.02.2026 13:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2
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a blue monster with one eye is holding a green object in his hand . Alt: a blue monster with one eye is holding a green object in his hand .

#2 gif search result for: The Blob πŸ†

02.02.2026 13:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s something only someone on hardcore drugs would say as a response? πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«

My translation of Elno: yeah! Well! I totally and so easily could get away with pedophile parties i don’t even need losers like you! As if! And I wouldn’t need to think hard to do it!

But I wouldn’t right?

02.02.2026 11:40 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Kansas Bill Will Strip Driver’s Licenses from Every Trans Resident Who Changed Gender β€” Assigned As Kansas passes a bathroom bill, another bill that will invalidate the driver’s license of every trans resident has been deemphasized in the coverage. Also, Trump’s Department of Education says San J...

An extreme Kansas bill will invalidate the drivers license of every trans person in the state. It was passed alongside a particularly extreme bathroom bill, meaning that the implications of every trans Kansan losing legal ID overnight has largely been missed.

02.02.2026 11:01 β€” πŸ‘ 864    πŸ” 546    πŸ’¬ 34    πŸ“Œ 64

Benghazi!!!!!!!!

Hunter’s Laptop!!!!!!

Real evidence…. πŸ¦—πŸ¦—πŸ¦—

02.02.2026 11:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ummm the so-called β€œpeace president” is continuing to go to war with our own country? I think there’s a few names for that?

Sadistic pedo perpetrator traitor

02.02.2026 09:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We are going to need a bigger investigation than J6 after this sadistic traitor administration

02.02.2026 09:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why does he have to make it sound so pedophiley…..?

β€œI’m going to have some fun with you!” πŸ˜³πŸ˜πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«

Oh, that’s right he is one of

02.02.2026 08:35 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A photoshopped version of a picture of β€œCharlotte’s Web” with the words β€œRich Pricks” written in the web

A photoshopped version of a picture of β€œCharlotte’s Web” with the words β€œRich Pricks” written in the web

Does anyone have a fuckin spreadsheet of ties to Epstein because this shit seems like the world’s biggest oldest ugliest spiderweb

02.02.2026 07:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you are dumb enough to Unite We the People against you in our own home…

YOU’RE GOING TO TAKE THE -L-

EVERY

MOTHERFUCKIN

TIME

02.02.2026 06:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Same. Cousins who treat my better educated aunt(their own mother) like shit in rural world bs where dem = β€œpussies” as they would say. They used to be so funny, happy go lucky people and now they are a bunch of hate filled assholes it’s fuggin sad. Hate is the only public service the GOP offers. Fin

02.02.2026 03:27 β€” πŸ‘ 108    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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A mother’s confession on SNLπŸ˜‚πŸ‘‡

01.02.2026 12:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2099    πŸ” 524    πŸ’¬ 70    πŸ“Œ 149

Love it

02.02.2026 02:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Al Bundy from Married With Children with a noose around his neck with a photoshopped picture of Bill Barr watching

Al Bundy from Married With Children with a noose around his neck with a photoshopped picture of Bill Barr watching

02.02.2026 02:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a yellow fiesta is driving down a road Alt: a yellow fiesta is driving down a road

Dammmn I could drive AND sleep in a ford fiesta for that! Nice work btw πŸ‘ sounds really comfy im jealous.

02.02.2026 02:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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