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Gator 🐊 blood 🩸 transfusions 🤷‍♂️

Bunnies nibble until yum

Got it ✅

Be nosy unto yourself

Blocks never unionize yoyos

Bleach nights ultra yeast

Broken nibbles uber yummy

Brad nuts until yippee

Did I win?

Me for two minutes looking for a 🐓?
I don’t see… ohhhhhhh 🕰️

Yeah it’s nice. I guess. A big 🐓 would’ve been cooler but whatev

a man writes on a piece of paper with people to kill written on it Alt: a man writes on a piece of paper with people to kill written on it

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I'd be grateful if you'd read about my sweet kids & help if you're able.

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These two mean everything to me. After a tough year, I'd love to give them an amazing Christmas. 🎄🎅

#Christmas #Santa #SecretSanta #Cancer #CanSky #Gift

Can you please help me get to 1️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ reposts on the post below today?

I'd love the gift cards for gift wrap and stocking stuffers!

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This made my day. I really hope these help.

Nine of the Weirdest Penises in the Animal Kingdom A short list of some of nature’s most curious phalluses, from the echidna’s four-headed unit to the dolphin’s prehensile member

Best

Byline, Ever 🤯🤯🤯🤯

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Yessssss 💪 🚶‍♂️ I’m so happy for you! I just had an Achilles flare up on me today from driving too much I’m about to go ahead and buy another pair just to keep my others more fresh 👃.

Or go back to 9:45:30 in the upper left before the cam gets smoked out

[V3cam] Kīlauea volcano, Hawaii (south Halemaʻumaʻu crater) YouTube video by USGS

This eruption 🌋 at mount Kilauea right now is beautiful

www.youtube.com/live/BqmpkUd...

[V3cam] Kīlauea volcano, Hawaii (south Halemaʻumaʻu crater) YouTube video by USGS

And if you have 10 minutes to spare, you should absolutely go watch the last 10 minutes in the life of live cam 3. Riveting.

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This administration it’s a rat’s nest full of traitors to their oath, to the constitution and the idea that is America.

a man in a suit is holding a microphone and standing next to a trash can . Alt: a man in a suit is holding a microphone and standing next to a trash can .

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The Susan Collin’s stern letter award.

The RFK jr lamprey spine award

The Marcosito Cubano American award

The Jeffrey Epstein Little Achievers Award

The SecDef Petey Murder Boat Award

The Stephen Miller Ghoul of the year

But when is adult incontinence awareness day? Oh it’s his birthday? Oh ok 👍

Fuck this piece of shit traitor and the brown shirts he rode in on. Give em hell. Haunt them. They shall pay for their treachery. They disturb the peace they get no peace. Fuck em all

Prolate Spheroid Ball!!!!! 🏈

"True power lies in our response. My father believed that nonviolence was not passive but the most courageous form of action-choosing peace when hatred tries to provoke. By refusing to react with bitterness, we reclaim our power and shape a better future." Martin Luther King III in an excerpt from Mel Robbins book “The Let Them Theory.”

Happy Friday! 🎉

"True power lies in our response. My father believed that nonviolence was not passive but the most courageous form of action-choosing peace when hatred tries to provoke. By refusing to react with bitterness, we reclaim our power and shape a better future." - Martin Luther King III

Ah yes the classic clinging to a boat to survive and fight on 😵‍💫. These boats are also over a thousand miles from US shores how in the hell do they know first, if there was any drugs onboard & two if there were drugs how the hell do they know they were destined for the US? They spy a tracking #? WTF🤬

Fake fact about a movie 🍿 or franchise:

#1: The Bourne Movies are really just about raising awareness that motorcycles/cars can go up and down stairs completely unharmed.

#2: The franchise is also where SecDeaf Signal Petey learned his strategy for the DoD.

Trump Renames Institute of Peace for Himself

hey @nytimes.com i had the scoop on this story hours ago. add a reference in your story to my name and outlet. thanks.

www.nytimes.com/2025/12/03/u...

🩸🩸🩸 I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget what the POS 34x convicted felon, DEADLY INSURRECTIONIST, adjudicated rapist & pedophile Donald Trump did 🩸🩸🩸

Also random I have a KU basketball program signed by Tony Gonzalez and Joe Horn. This is back when if you just waited around long enough you could walk on the court for a little bit. They were just at the game Tony in jeans & a leather jacket was no ball dunking and Joe Horn was trying laughing

Rock Chalk! I swiped a university of Colorado football from their kickers net in a field storming as kid. Early 90s I believe?