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@knomad.bsky.social

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We’re gonna bring back old timey seafaring piracy with the level of smuggling illegal ideas

10.04.2025 22:35 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

owner of posts dot com: "wow people on this website are really upset just because i turned off the posts"

02.07.2023 04:36 β€” πŸ‘ 681    πŸ” 99    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 2

Elon Musk was such a bad poster, and the people who liked him were also such bad posters, that it destroyed a whole platform. I'm sure there's some other technical stuff going on about computers et cetera but that seems to be the core of it.

02.07.2023 00:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1925    πŸ” 285    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 18

"In this house we don't quote dunk, we're nic-" It's too late. I'm already jumping on your couch and shaking your cushions back and forth in my mouth like a dog

02.07.2023 00:51 β€” πŸ‘ 140    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

How do you go viral on here I need dopamine

02.07.2023 00:10 β€” πŸ‘ 90    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 0

If you are new to Bluesky and missing Twitter, just let me know and I’ll be happy to respond to your posts with an inflammatory and uncharitable interpretation of what you are clearly saying

02.07.2023 00:11 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

asking the ferryman if he has venmo

02.07.2023 00:18 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

you don’t have to explain yourself online

02.07.2023 00:19 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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guess where we’re complaining about it now bitch

27.04.2023 21:15 β€” πŸ‘ 33664    πŸ” 7388    πŸ’¬ 322    πŸ“Œ 268

Listens to Arca once

02.07.2023 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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this is like the sound of the 7th trumpet

01.07.2023 23:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1091    πŸ” 219    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 10

I don’t want to TikTok. I don’t want to Instagram Reel. I don’t want to video. I want to text post

01.07.2023 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 489    πŸ” 102    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 15

I like that the three working theories for why Twitter broke are:

1.) Twitter is DDoSing itself because Elon is an idiot.

2.) Twitter is losing servers after the company ignored bills because Elon is an idiot.

3.) Twitter hopes to force people to pay because Elon is an idiot.

01.07.2023 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2737    πŸ” 465    πŸ’¬ 78    πŸ“Œ 48

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