Ben Wheat

are you forgetting that you are dust and to dust you shall return, playboy?

More Splines - Game Development in Gleam, With Tiramisu YouTube video by Sean Cribbs

Happy Sunday, we've got more splines to make! Join me at 1:30PM CST and we'll add some to our nascent library in #GleamLang:

youtube.com/live/bh7lz_1...

#GameDev #Graphics #Tiramisu @gleam.run

#meme @robdelaney.bsky.social

Helllll yeah Pete.

designing a new timberwolves jersey after every win 🐺

record: 34-22

Math. It's just math. The "selfhood" of math.

I’m talking Austin Powers in the bathroom stall levels of strain written all over their faces

I’m at a Super Bowl party and the amount of strain it’s taking for every conservative man here to ignore Bad Bunny is breathtaking to behold, especially while all their wives are LOCKED in

This halftime show is sick.

Are there good commercials but not showing them on Peacock??

Nice.

a shopping mall emo/indie kid who is somehow also an ICE thug

Death Camp For Cutie over here

i'm just gonna get ahead of the curve here and report that james harden is dissatisfied in cleveland and has requested a trade

We had a product launch that didn’t have any bugs but once users started using it the number of bugs increased. Seems fraudulent but I can’t prove it.

We scored 2 runs in the 1st yet every inning they scored runs, the scoreboard updated. Seems fraudulent but I can’t prove it.

Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50

Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it

Offensive foul.

This looks like a still from a failed NBC mid-season replacement called Lawyer and The Pervert

Texas: the voter registration deadline is just a few days away on Monday, February 2nd.

To check your registration visit IWillVote.com

We’ve gone too many movies now without Bond being cordially invited into the villains lair/hotel situation.

The worst death in No Time To Die is Felix. It’s also such a good Bond film until the dragged out ending.

Johnson Wagner is a national treasure.

How could I ever forget.

The VERY MEAN AND NASTY Jesus Christ flipped over a bunch of tables in the temple and assaulted our fine money changers with a whip! HE WILL NOT GET AWAY WITH THIS. Jesus is a well-known leftist who has NO RESPECT for the businesses that make our houses of worship great!

Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz

Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz

Yeah but what if the Melania movie was called Seven Samurai instead? And then when you went to see it they just showed you Akira Kurosawa’s 1954 masterpiece Seven Samurai? I bet you liberals would *love* it then. Typical.

tweet by Casey Lawrence (@LeanandCuisine): "Was playing smash bros with my godson and his Dad tells him if he gets one stock off me then he doesn’t have to eat his vegetables. Slim I cooked him so bad he started crying, this is what I do this for. This is why I love the game. Gon head and eat them veggies son"

dudes rock

friend of mine is an undocumented immigrant and has been hiding in Melania theaters bc he knows people assume no one is in there

Just a reminder, the greatest living American historian filmmaker, Ken Burns, released a 720 min exploration of every facet of the American revolution using zero generative AI and paying for all of its assets instead of cobbling it from stolen data, then he gave it away for free on PBS this year.