Ryan

Alright. I’ll put the spoilers on ice for now.

You need to mix that with tequila first. And a lime.

You need to mix it with the ocean to soften it up first.

Can we make a case for Crazy Frog to be Neutral Good?

Hypnotoad from Futurama as Neutral Evil?

If so, we got put into the enshittify group together.

If you like covers, look up the SingItLive and HSCC channels.

I am one of the fools that pays for Premium.

And the amount of AI repurposed Reddit slop that I can’t get off my feed is alarming.

And yes with the repeats too.

I laughed out loud - audibly - at “neckties that look like they came from a thrift store for clowns”.

Great article, as always.

Opinion: After Trump visit, Poilievre blames Carney for everything under the sun, including sunburn The Conservative Leader isn’t stupid. He just thinks the people listening to him are

Pierre Poilievre sure had himself a time this week after the White House visit, blaming Mark Carney for everything under the sun - including sunburn.
www.theglobeandmail.com/politics/opi...

WTF. I’m sorry. Why do things have to be taken so far on an obviously fun post.

Get your MAGA Hats, Trump paraphernalia, and America first gear before the price doubles next month!

I’m sure I wouldn’t get elected in NYC. 🤣

Sprouts? On a NY bread circle? No.

Any hints?

Montréal style, double toasted with butter. :-)

I want to say, and I can’t stress this enough…

FUCK THAT.
FUCK YOU.
NOT A FUCKING CHANCE.
HITCH UP YOUR FUCKING GITCH AND GIVE’ER TO CHESTERFIELDS ON YOUR OWN SIDE OF THE LINE.
YOU’RE MADE OF SPARE PARTS, AREN’T YA BUD?
TAKE OFF.

We’re already tracking planes. Not that the city has a history of that or anything…

I miss the grilled eclair bar.

Well there goes both the sports section and the entertainment section. Now what’ll I do?

These are the Jens I know I know
These are the Jens I know
Some of them are Jennifers
But most of them are Jens
They all have their own hands
But the come from different moms…

I have not tried most of those games!
What a great set up you’ll have when this is done.

(Sorry for zoom snooping)

a close up of a cartoon cat with a big smile on its face Alt: Cartoon cat peeks around the corner. Eyes bulging, pupils changing to hearts.

You should wear the fancy outfit that makes everyone do this.

Stephanie Carvin @stephaniecarvin skeets: Canadian enthusiasm knows no bounds, quoting two people (James and Robert) each saying “Go Jays” consecutively in her timeline. James and Robert both reply “Go Jays”.

#BlueJays

The entire administration in the US has the collective intelligence of a wet fart.

Nobody puts Baby in a corner!

Costuming is perfectly adequate plot! 🤜🤛

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You know you’re making it most of the way through at least!

Sadly “the smart one” would also be my role in a comedy. 🤓

I. Can’t. Wait.