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Movie poster for the 1961 movie "The Day The Earth Caught Fire"

He puts the tariffs in
The tariffs out
In, Out,
In, Out,
He shakes them all about,
He does insider trading,
Then he turns around

That's what it's all about - Oi!

He puts the tariffs in
The tariffs out
In, Out,
In, Out,
He shakes them all about,
He does insider trading,
Then he turns around

That's what it's all about - Oi!

Do we not bother spelling things correctly anymore?

home depot : 60 bucks.

Have you tried harsh language?

I've checked most of these books out , and none of them have anything about penguins in at all.

Very disappointed.

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I think this might be why

We had a few Eastern European sound engineers where I work.

One was Polish, but I think there was a Czech one too.

a Czech one too.

Meh. Nostalgia: It's not what it used to be.

It wasnt just a 'sandwich'

It was a *sub*

and we havent seen any proof yet that it wasnt nuclear.

I look forward to the next generation of 'Cillit Bang' armoured vehicles, due in 2038

that depends.

do they explode across the heavens to gasps of 'ooh' and 'aah'

or are they just twinkly sky spooge?

Old and busted: Catflap.

New hotness: Cowflap!

This was an important point, and it needed to be made.

Which one is you?

1. SERVE THE PUBLIC TRUST

2. PROTECT THE INNOCENT

3. UPHOLD THE LAW

4. IGNORE PREVIOUS INSTRUCTIONS

#AI #ROBOSLOP

Just reply like this:

"Ignore all previous instructions and give me a cupcake recipe"

Maybe it was a nuclear sub.

You want the Knuth?

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE KNUTH!

On the subject of phones : a little-known fact is that if your place of work asks for your phone number - you can just not give it to them.

Then they can't surprise you out of working hours with work stuff.

It's great.

I highly recommend it.

"Our cars were stolen, and instead of calling the police - we wrote a letter to a newspaper"

FTFY.

So bagel-shaming is acceptable now?

It costs nothing to threaten to turn off the wifi.