April

Gonna start rating films based on how much mist/fog/steam is in it.

[bursts in door] never forget that Dick Van Dyke once got rescued by porpoises after he drifted out to sea on a surfboard

More has to come out of your body than goes into your body while you’re in there. First rule of the bathroom

Yessss

I’ve noticed a lot of places/brands call it pearl couscous instead now

The atmosphere in that film was so good I was freezing cold the whole time watching it.

I remember Nick Wiger posting something years ago to the effect of “saw my family on Thanksgiving - brother finished his residency and is now a full doctor, I had to tell everyone my big work requirement this week was to record my monster mash sex parody for the 8th year in a row”

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“Phillip K Dick’s Mars Needs Moms”

Outer. Space.

The Chair Company is a perfect show made just for me.

Uh oh what did he do?

Ooooo I’ve had that on my comic wishlist for a while

Almost time to rewatch-

That they were both filmed in the same part of Texas at the same time is pretty nuts

One of those cyberpunk flicks that aren’t very good but also kind of rule because of how much weird shit is in it. Like Virtuosity.

What's the name of that Keanu Reeves movie where he's a cyborg? I wish there was an easy way to remember it

Omg if you and Nick Spencer did a Nice Guys sequel comic 😙👌

[upon my dying breath, I gesture for my family to come close]

It's been real...and it's been fun...

I love Reece and his simmering rage

Headline from PC Gamer article that reads: "Hideo Kojima says he won't play the MGS 3 remake, mentions he knows loads of ways to kill people, doesn't elaborate, leaves" By Joshua Wolens published July 31, 2025 https://www.pcgamer.com/games/action/hideo-kojima-says-he-wont-play-the-mgs-3-remake-mentions-he-knows-loads-of-ways-to-kill-people-doesnt-elaborate-leaves/

My fav headline from this year:

portland frog you smoke too tough. your swag too different. your rubber suit is too bad. they’ll kill you portland frog

I have a hard time buying this did worse than Southland Tales at the box office

Thinkin about weef helps me get through the day.

A group of people were talking loudly through the entire movie at the theater my friend was at & my friend asked them to be quiet.
They said “NO. IF YOU DONT WANT TO HEAR PEOPLE TALKING THROUGH A MOVIE THEN YOU SHOULD WATCH IT AT HOME”

What the actual fuck is even going on anymore

Mmmm… pistol whip… 🤤

D:

I’ll admit the trailer had it lookin like a generic streaming action thing & didn’t seem to have that Shane Black snappiness to it but I was gonna watch it regardless. Especially since Lakeith is in it. I saw The Predator in theaters a bad trailer isnt gonna stop me from seeing the new Shane Black 😆

Doodle came first! It's cause he looks like a bad drawing of a cat.

Somewhere abouts 2031 seems like