Emrys

Hot take: there's too many people in the bat family

I've heard rumors that Philadelphia is next for the ICE invasion after Minneapolis.
Maybe I'm wrong, but
1) More than 11% of all ICE agents are in Minneapolis, and they've utterly failed to pacify the city.
2) Philly is 5x the size of Minneapolis.
3) "Minnesota nice" is a thing. We don't have that.

@mhdksafa for the record: cops aren't supposed to kill guilty people either (from 2023)

Are you retweeting lots of people talking about you or your project? Rest assured, Bluesky is showing me every single one of the retweets in a tightly consolidated, relentless feed.

something under discussed is the fact that white house renovations are currently being spearheaded by someone with famously bad interior design taste

A sign that reads FARMERS MARKET TODAY on a teal background in white text; there is an arrow.

A sign unnecessarily marked "FRONT" and "BACK" with three identical red arrows on a white background on each side.

A sign that reads "DETOUR," in black on yellow background, with the sign vendors helpfully informing us it has "4 fill holes, 2 on each side"

Two signs that read "INCOME TAX" in red on a white background with a blue starry banner and fake grass -- probably not transgender, because we're all broke

Which is the most sinister arrow you can use to indicate your connection to The Transgender Community? I think the most transgender arrow is "Detour" but I'm not sure

Conservative Man Proudly Frightened Of Everything

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A Smooth Broccoli

Saw a take about how Democrats lose because they can only defend the status quo, and look, I'm against the status quo when it means things like "racism" and "patriarchy" but very much for the status quo when it means "functioning toilets" or "not being caught in the middle of a firefight at Wegmans"

In light of the new season of King of the Hill I think it's important to remember that Hank started out as a side character on Beavis and Butthead

Honestly, the fact that Trump doesn't do way more "what would a rando with poor impulse control do if he accidentally became president" stuff speaks really poorly for his lack of imagination and inability to take actual pleasure from life.

Officially finished my first day of a real job. Wore pants. I feel a lot less nervous now

I start my new job today. I am nervous as hell. Which is weird because I'm in my pajamas.

The #1 way to explain America working properly is by saying “comedians can make fun of he President on TV.” A good way to explain fascism is “the President forces companies to fire those comedians as a condition of allowing them to conduct business.”

I start my new job on the 14th so I'm practicing getting up before 2 in the afternoon

I got a job offer today. It's remote work doing data entry. It's not a scam. I'm so excited I could poop

Danny the Champion of the World by Ronald Dahl

Chatbots — LLMs — do not know facts and are not designed to be able to accurately answer factual questions. They are designed to find and mimic patterns of words, probabilistically. When they’re “right” it’s because correct things are often written down, so those patterns are frequent. That’s all.

Had an interview today for a 48 hour a week supervisor position. Just straight gaslighting myself and the interviewer that I'm capable of something like that.

Israel kidnapped Greta Thunberg and then immediately went to war with Iran. What did she know?

The only Mel Brooks movie I enjoy without qualification is Men in Tights. Spaceballs is easily my least favorite.

When I'm relaxing in my concentration camp for the mentally ill I'll be sure to reflect from time to time on the intolerable fascism of Joe Biden

"Non-violence" of the sort endorsed by Gandhi and MLK very specifically entailed the willingness to die for a cause. It can't be for everyone, and when people's lives are threatened, it's not useful or humane to call for the "non-violence" of unwilling sacrifice.

Imagine spending your whole life cos-playing and fantasizing about fighting the federal government sending troops in against its own citizens only to root for the government when the moment finally arrives

Pornhub Category: Two high agency males going at it

They're not even posting on the same platform. In what possible sense is this direct?

Ramaswamy did not even make it to Jan 20th. He found Musk intolerable from the get go

YouTube video by Talking Heads Talking Heads - Psycho Killer (Official Video)

new (!) Psycho Killer vid just dropped

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