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Traumatized juuuuuuuust enough to be funny. I do mental health and stuff at LBee Health. We have an accessible adult autism assessment, and it’s neat.

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Do you think my kids are neurodivergent because I took Tylenol or because I can't wear socks that feel too "towel-ly" inside?

28.09.2025 00:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You cannot get autism over the counter.

23.09.2025 13:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You ever look around at the state of the world and think… fuck Jim Comey.

Just me?

09.09.2025 02:13 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He hides his emotions on his face.

29.08.2025 20:42 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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A List of Healthcare Things That RFK Jr Has ZERO Idea About The person who is running Health and Human Services absolutely assumed that getting his hands on medical records would be super simple. Friend, there is no giant HIPAA button that everyone can hit, and anyone who has worked in healthcare software for even a minute can tell you how far we are from being there. And he should know that.

l.threads.com?u=https%3A%2...

30.06.2025 19:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I actually made a list of all of the things that RFK JR doesn't know about healthcare. 👇🏼

30.06.2025 19:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You ask me to hate billionaires?

On this, the day of Jeff Bezos’s wedding?

Yeah, alright.

28.06.2025 16:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sure! Lbeehealth.com/adultautism

27.06.2025 18:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I don’t know how to explain this, but Jonathan Bailey’s glasses look so happy to be there.

27.06.2025 11:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I am not a violent person.

I am not a competitive person.

But I would cage match fight RFK Jr on national television for free.

19.06.2025 03:11 — 👍 114    🔁 6    💬 3    📌 2

Chihuahua would be in charge.

16.06.2025 13:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I don't want my kids to have a preferred parent. I want them to know that we're both here for them all the time. We are a team. We both love them, and we will both unfailingly show up for them. It's not a competition.

That said, all of our dogs should prefer me because I'm better.

16.06.2025 13:44 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Welp, my youngest just said “you can stay out there” when I took her potty at the restaurant we’re at and if you need me, I’ll be sobbing while humming “Sunrise Sunset” in the corner.

15.06.2025 19:41 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Reminder that all holidays are made up and you’re allowed to ignore them whenever you want.

15.06.2025 18:29 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My favorite words of wisdom from my dad that probably someone needs to hear right now.

"Neurotransmitters are like bread. They’re preferable when fresh baked and homemade, but store bought work just as well in a pinch."

Take care of yourselves.

15.06.2025 14:14 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You think you can’t hurt me?

I wore jelly sandals on the 80s.

You can’t hurt me.

14.06.2025 21:27 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Found my husband putting up cameras outside of the house.

l asked why.

"Well, since you're not likely to stop being all yourself on the internet, it seemed like a good time to add some extra security."

Our marriage in a nutshell. I run my mouth and he just nods and buys more cameras.

14.06.2025 20:18 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
What RFK Definitely Doesn't Know About Medical Records
YouTube video by Different, Not Broken with L2 What RFK Definitely Doesn't Know About Medical Records

New YouTube vide on my channel about what HIPAA actually is and how much he does not know about it.

youtu.be/k30mzACN-Vs

14.06.2025 19:45 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I have worked tirelessly over the last several weeks to compile a comprehensive list of all of the expertise that RFK brings to his role as HHS Secretary. I want people to be clear on where he stands and the background that he brings to this role.
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Yep.

👇🏼

14.06.2025 19:45 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I heard there’s a taco truck at the end of the parade route.

14.06.2025 17:30 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Trump, right now, is furiously calling the gutted National Weather service trying to figure out how to get them to turn off the rain

14.06.2025 17:10 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Trump would march in the parade but, you know, bone spurs.

14.06.2025 16:43 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Hey Mr. Arnstein, heeere I ammmmmm!

This is a deep, deep cut.

14.06.2025 14:53 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If you enjoy me telling RFK to fuck himself, I did an entire deep dive video on YouTube of all of the ways that he can fuck himself

12.06.2025 15:14 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If you listen to Stephen Miller for one second, you know that his hairline is receding in protest.

12.06.2025 00:31 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"How can you joke at a time like this?"

Darling, I started my dad's funeral with a joke. I can joke at a time like ANYTHING.

10.06.2025 03:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

How have we not started calling this a Trumpster Fire?

09.06.2025 23:12 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Tell me you’re raising an anarchist who chooses violence without telling me.

09.06.2025 00:04 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No, those are my emotional support domain names that I bought impulsively because of a fleeting idea. I need those.

08.06.2025 18:39 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If you have autism or you are considering seeking diagnosis for autism and you're not sure what that means under RFK... I just posted a deep dive video about it to the Tubes of You.

06.06.2025 21:09 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

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