y'allternative

is this thing on. can anyone hear me

A young man with heavy bruising sits on a chair under a red spotlight

the bruising was a cool idea in my head and an absolute shitshow in execution but we commit to the bit in this household

IT'S BEAUTIFUL SHHHHHHH

Sexualising the Lord Commander II
#FF14 #FFXIV #Aymeric

Witch Hare

#kaseyart #penandink

Hi, I'm the CEO of Glorbo, the company who enjoys near unprecedented goodwill in our field, I'm here today to talk to you about our pivot to using the Magic 8-Ball powered by children's bones that everybody hates, I've given myself psychosis listening to the 8-ball aaaaeeeeeiiiiooouuuu

i am obsessed with you and also him

flash

Santa's not going to see your hilarious "elf legs sticking out of your trunk" car decoration but you know who will? My friend Artemis, whose entire elf family was killed and packed into a trunk in Springfield, Missouri. It was on the news. Josh Mankiewicz was there.

in education:

i cannot tell you how fucking happy i am to see grammatical errors these days lmao. flawed authenticity is always, always going to be better and more human than computerized "perfection"

people are so brave right now. i simply would not get on an airplane at this current moment in time

your honor, every single crunchwrap is more supreme than this court

Lain with that SHIT on swag goin crazy "They shoulda never given me Internet access"

everybody transgender

As many have pointed out, Mamdani didn't stand apart from our trans brothers and sisters. He didn't play the "Gee, gosh, it sure is complicated," milquetoast moderate card. And he crushed.

The way forward is together, not over the bodies of our own.

Dick Cheney dies, Zohran Mamdani wins, a beaver moon shines in the sky… I just know the Etsy witches have been busy.

this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028

Live updates: US voters head to the polls in first general election since Trump's return to power One year after Donald Trump retook the presidency, 2025 Election Day includes closely watched races for New York City mayor, New Jersey governor and California's Proposition 50.

BREAKING: Colorado voters approved a ballot measure that would raise state income taxes on higher-earning households to fund free meals for all public school students.

Follow AP for live updates.

neil josten aftg

nipple. #neiljosten #aftg

He did it again for the 5 year anniversary

one of my faves

fanart based on fics, fics based on fanart... that's the point, that's the whole point

[3/3] Since it's officially August 1st, that means our interest form is now live! If you're curious about the project or think you may want to participate, take a few minutes to fill it out! If you have any questions, shoot us a DM or reply to this post.
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[2/3] Then, once all digital assets from our contributors are complete, we will release them into the fandom. Your role here is paramount, as fans will get to physically print all resources and actually craft and customize your own Neil-Josten-approved binders!

[1/3] You may be wondering what this project entails, and we’re happy to tell you! CONFIDENTIAL is a free zine celebrating Neil Josten and his freaky little stalker binder. There are two parts: contributors will first craft the obsessive resources Neil used to survive on the run.

Image text: “Confidential: The Neil Josten Experience (Definitely Not Mafia Secrets) A Free Fanzine. Coming Soon August 2025.” The background is a scrapbook style collage featuring a paper clip, cardboard, tape, scissors, lacrosse stick, pen, and box cutter on top of a paper with the random letters of a coded cipher.

Have you ever thought to yourself, ‘Hmm, I wonder what Neil’s stalker binder actually looked like?’ or perhaps, ‘How can I be TRULY Neilcore?’ You’re not alone! Keep an eye on this page: more information and an interest check are coming August 1st 📒🤫

“the party being led by jeffrey epsteins best friend wants to repeatedly examine your childs genitals” is a true statement

i'm so sorry, ed. we're all with you as you kick its ass again ♥️