@queerrex.bsky.social
Gender I hardly know er
25.02.2026 03:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
It is WAY past Trump's bedtime, I'm betting that the SOTU is postponed
25.02.2026 02:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Going to make myself a custom trashy boardwalk shirt
24.02.2026 16:31 — 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 1I CROSSED STATE LINES TO GET MY GIRLFRIEND A PUSSY AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS STUPID SHIRT AND A PUSSY FOR MY GIRLFRIEND
24.02.2026 16:05 — 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Technically it was made for me...
24.02.2026 16:02 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1"I'm going to get you pregnant" I say as I put a silicone toy penis into my transgender girlfriend's ass.
24.02.2026 12:13 — 👍 17 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0
SORRY I AM ALREADY TAKEN BIG BY A "JOUSETTAKE, NED A" AWESOME GIRL SHE'S A BUT CRAZYIN OCTOBER. BUT SHE KNOWS & SCARRES & SOMETIMES, MIEL HINKS MORE THAN SHE SPEAD. AND NOTICES THAN SHE SPEAKS. THRCKES MORE THAN YOU 'REALIZE. I'M HER KING. SHE'S MY WHOLE WORLD I LOVE HER FOREVER AND ALWAYS. YES, SHE BOUGHT ME THIS
Sorry, ladies.
23.02.2026 20:19 — 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0I'm the most neurotypical person alive
23.02.2026 17:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
There's a metal ball in my disposable razor
23.02.2026 16:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1Don't even get me started on Wegmanns
22.02.2026 19:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
22.02.2026 18:33 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
You could be sittin in your office feeling testy
Spillin coffee on a spreadsheet
Thinkin, "Jesus Christ, my life is dismal"
2 seconds later you could stare into a portal that reminds you
There is more than what your awful nine to five permits you
Like a giant fuckin eagle
youtu.be/kxLlzMVfitM?...
Someday your hips, back, and knees will be sore at nearly any exertion.
Throw it back while you can.
Love you 🌹
21.02.2026 17:50 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0You wake up. It's 2032.
Life has been easier since the Financial Redistribution Act. You've got a few months rent in savings and you've been looking at houses.
You exhale a breath you'd been holding for ten years and snuggle back into bed against your partner. Things are ok now.
You make me homo erectus.
21.02.2026 04:50 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm going to start referring to him as DJ Trump
21.02.2026 02:49 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0As much as I don't like the cold, it's good to have a winter that's winter all winter.
20.02.2026 13:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0When I'm old I'll take out a loan to buy a dilapidated church and live in it with my friends
yeah we'll fill ourselves with asbestos fibers but we won't have that long to live anyway
(((Unrelatedly I just looked at how much retirement facilities cost)))
Ladies, gents, friends and enemies: do whatever tf you want with your body
20.02.2026 13:03 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Every day I wake up in a gallon of sweat. Puke blood, hit the shower, turn to Malibu Ken.
youtu.be/gqY2CNMsFKw?...
I wish I could believe that one thing is causing all this madness. As though in 20 years we'll have some star trek explanation (betawave chronoparticles' effects on the brain) and someone will turn a switch and recalibrate sensors and we could rebuild.
20.02.2026 03:39 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
kitty cat
20.02.2026 02:36 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0If I could grow a mustache as glorious as Shia Lebouf, I might go mad with power, too
19.02.2026 14:45 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I need the Candy Crush people to design me a To-Do list app that floods me with endorphins when I complete it
19.02.2026 12:38 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Grey his house
With a grey little window
And a grey corvette
And everything is grey for him
It's Susan Collins, not Mick Jagger
11.02.2026 17:05 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
11.02.2026 17:05 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Dating trans women is great because they go gaga over you for doing the bare minimum
11.02.2026 16:54 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
