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Spending Valentine's checking happy couples's gifts and flowers into the cloakroom. #foreverAlone

I work at the Natural History Museum where a large statue of Darwin looks over us. We channel his spirit in our work everyday.

But I associate it with a fun history podcast, not a mouse theme park

Just seen a Disneyland ad using the You're Dead To Me music. How dare they! @gregjenner.bsky.social

Ce n'est pas une chouette

A black cat sitting on a garden path.

Buried my shadow this morning. Nearly 17 years together. This illustration hits hard.

If it just goes to the website it's quicker to type it in by the time I've remembered where the scanner mode thing is on my phone. If it goes to some kind of in-joke, pun, easter egg thing it's worth it.

They really have saved the best til last there. Exemplary gifting skills.

Nothing to see here, just stroking the sugar from my doughnut off the cat on my lap. #ChildlessCatLady #LivingMyBestLife

You mean Wembley stadium station on the Chiltern main line?

Phil Harding would be disappointed in you.

Really? It just tastes like rancid bacon mixed with death!

Sky went with 'no balls left in the over'

Currently trying to remember if I wiped the particles of sardine paste off the bed before I put the mattress protector on. Living the dream with elderly cats.

cartoon for the guardian by Stephen Collins - script as follows: [Scene is a darkened LOFT. Amongst the boxes and junk are FOUR KNACKERED OLD FANS - three tower fans and one circular, with cracked grey plastic and buttons missing. One fan, TOWER FAN 1, is a bit taller than the others, and is addressing them] 1 TOWER FAN 1: Right lads, get ready. 2 TOWER FAN 1: This is our time. 3 TOWER FAN 1: The time when we remember who we are, and why we’re here. 4 TOWER FAN 1: We are the four crap fans in a British person’s loft, and we are here to make absolutely no difference whatsoever. 5 TOWER FAN 1: I know what you’re thinking, lads: 6 TOWER FAN 1: Surely this will be the year they finally replace us? 7 TOWER FAN 1: Our plastic’s gone all brown... I haven’t oscillated since 2018... 8 TOWER FAN 1: Dave here sounds like a spitfire and blows like a sad cat’s sigh… TOWER FAN 2: Cheers mate 9 TOWER FAN 1: But no. These people are British, and every year, they forget the sun exists. By the time they remember, new fans will cost *four million pounds* on Amazon. 10 TOWER FAN 1: So we’ll be back down there... shovelling thick air across the moaning faces of a species that cannot comprehend the concept of air conditioning, or even just closing the curtains when it’s hot out... 11 TOWER FAN 1: ...while they incessantly bang on about normally hot countries which this country is now temporarily a bit hotter than. 12 [The loft hatch opens and a person comes up the ladder] PERSON: APPARENTLY IT’S HOTTER THAN GREECE, LISA

british fan chat

Read this after inspecting the bruise I got retrieving my fan from the loft yesterday. I'm annoyed the my predicament was foretold but agree with it's accuracy.

I suspected the Venn diagram crossover for the voting audience for #eurovision and those who take a political stance on genocide was slim but holy shit.

The UK may not have any points because the verses were a completely different song from the chorus. #eurovision

Israel fans' faces after Nemo! 😂 #eurovision

We had la's and na's now onto ra's #eurovision

Ferrari are Ferrariing again

Good luck to Doohan's media person #f1

I start from most recent so it took quite a bit of scrolling to work out what the hell was going on.
Late 90s NW London, don't remember it btw.

Without downloading any new pictures, where are you mentally?

Human Nigel knows what this is like.

A message listing the things you can use the NHS app for, sent in the NHS app.

A message through the NHS app to tell me to use the NHS app. I'm not the audience for this message.
And no, I've never been able to book an appointment through the app with my GP.

Well #Virdee is straying a fair way from the book. Where's the marriage stuff?

Par for the course in Vegas. I did go in there just to ride the lifts. My mate thought I was mad, but she doesn't like heights. The Scarlet in Singapore with its seemingly never ending corridors where you manage to change floor from one end to the other is troublesome after a few cocktails.

Screen shot from BBC News. Headline reads 'Christmas ruined' after morrisons missed festive deliveries.

Did nobody heed the warning of The Good Life Christmas special. Be more Tom and Barbara.

Camber Sands!