ToryLynne

Mistakes have been made. They’re multiplying by the hour… does anyone have good tomato recipes?? 🫣 #gardensky #oops #homesteading #newandclueless #nowwhat

Just a boy and his dad 🥰 #parentsky #superdad #besties #love @mayneevent10.bsky.social

What a busy 3 weeks 😮‍💨 2 broken fingers, time off work to heal, everyone is sick, and my tomatoes, watermelon and peppers are in starter pots. Bring on spring! #plantingseason #fluseason #timetoheal #parentingsky #monster #pitbullsky #dogsofbluesky

It’s all fun and games till someone gets hurt 🤣🥴 #medsky #breaks #nowwhat #boymom #playhard any rad techs wanna play find the breaks? 😬

1 ten month old. 2 probably broken fingers. 3 tired Mayne’s 🫣🤪 #parenting #playground #momfail #clumsy #growing #superdad @mayneevent10.bsky.social

Did you play the sims as a kid? lol

Just best friends at 3am ♥️ she always comforts him when he fusses and then moves when he’s back to sleep 🥹 #parenting #nighttime #pitbull #snugglebreak

lol luckily we don’t have a puker, just A LOT of snot 😅

Sneak in, steal the biohazard, leave a dollar,leave a note to tell him they go up in value every time he brushes, throw away the tooth. Bam. Parenting. lol good luck!

If you figure out how to break the cycle please bottle it and sell it 🥴 we are tired and practically own shares in Tylenol

Canada’s wonderland 🫣 Miss Rachel doesn’t look so bad today 🤪 #parenting #storm #snowday #missrachel

So is making boiled eggs at 3am in a storm considered responsible parenting because “it’s breakfast if the power goes out” or is it still just OCD? 😅 #askingforafriend #parenting #nightshift #workingmom #onduty

Love is weird. Made supper? Swoon, hottest man alive. Holding the baby? Give me a doorframe to lean on. Plays a voice clip at low volume and makes the baby stir right as he was settling? Off with his head. 😅 #love #marriage #parenting #superdad

Overtime sounds amazing until I have to work the shifts I agreed to 😅 #workingmom #parenting #daddydaycare #stormdays @mayneevent10.bsky.social

lol that’s questionable behaviour 🤣

The real question is squares or triangles? lol

@mayneevent10.bsky.social sounds like your days 🫣♥️ except he spits when he poops so it’s not a surprise 🤣🤣

Can’t relate…. We still share our bed 🥴

Don’t forget those dementia lovelies 😉 #skillshare #parenting #nursing #balance

@mayneevent10.bsky.social protecting us from “married single mom” life 🥰 thanks for putting up with my shenanigans and teaching our sweet boy balance 😘 #parenting #greatdadclub #luckyandblessed

While I see all the happy love day posts, I’m laying here during naptime listening to everyone snore and feeling so grateful that I was surprised with monster in the fridge and a day in for our family yesterday. Relaxing and breathing is what we needed ♥️ #besthusbandaward @mayneevent10.bsky.social

Things they don’t tell you about anaphylaxis :
1) tingling, itching, and difficulty swallowing are warning signs, you don’t always jump to closed airway
2) involvement of more than one system is a red flag
3) post treatment joint pain and swelling
#newepipen #allergy #firsttimer #medical #emerg

@mayneevent10.bsky.social this is actually genius… lol

I think it depends on the kid, but my oldest responds best to “I’m doing this so can you please do that” approach and only asking for things he cares about. His room is messy? I close the door, he leaves a mess in shared land he’s asked to clean it up

How can someone so tiny be such a dictator? (And cute 🥰) lol #parenting #parentsofbluesky #babiesofbluesky #snugglebug #dictatorship #bulliedbymymini

Another successful family supper 🥰 should sleep tonight (I hope!) #parenting #parentsofbluesky #babiesofbluesky #family

New fear unlocked 🫣

lol it’s too cold to play outside… #parenting #babiesofbluesky #canada #theairhurtsmyface @mayneevent10.bsky.social

“Cuddling”
#parenting #babiesofbluesky #iwasnttiredanyway

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