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NFL, futebol, música, filmes de terror e uma ótima curadoria de RTs engraçadinhos. Tenho uma banda: https://youtu.be/SCg7vL_BP6Q?si=uvjkL_fDugSUYkC0

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Speaking as a non-Eagles fan, it really does feel like the only reason to ban the tush push is that the Eagles are successful at it.

21.05.2025 13:53 — 👍 218    🔁 25    💬 26    📌 12
Modern Metal Playlist · jpfb1993 · 34 items · 4 saves

I made a modern metal playlist and wanted to put every Sleep Token and Make Them Suffer song

open.spotify.com/playlist/2Cw...

21.05.2025 12:58 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Not normal: I'm uncomfortable in the body I was born with and I want to be left alone to figure it out

Normal: YO CHECK OUT THIS ROBOT JERKOFF MACHINE MY LIFE IS FOREVER CHANGED

04.05.2025 01:33 — 👍 139    🔁 21    💬 8    📌 1

Bostinha do caralho

28.04.2025 12:50 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
tweet by user hegelbon that reads: 

INTERVIEWER: So I saw you were on “instaface” as you put it, which I love by the way.
︀︀BELICHICK [handed a hastily scrawled note by his gf, adjusts bifocals on a chain around his neck]: wow. You thought you cooked. You thought you said that with your whole pussy. But I gagged you.

tweet by user hegelbon that reads: INTERVIEWER: So I saw you were on “instaface” as you put it, which I love by the way. ︀︀BELICHICK [handed a hastily scrawled note by his gf, adjusts bifocals on a chain around his neck]: wow. You thought you cooked. You thought you said that with your whole pussy. But I gagged you.

can tell twitter is absolutely done for because an absolute all time hegelbon classic is barely cracking "Connor" Tier in virality

28.04.2025 02:11 — 👍 2497    🔁 223    💬 15    📌 4

this is such a Falcons story. and an all-time rough dad moment

27.04.2025 20:36 — 👍 177    🔁 10    💬 15    📌 0

TORY HORTON TO SEATTLE HELL YEAH

26.04.2025 19:16 — 👍 53    🔁 5    💬 4    📌 1

Jaydon Blue no Cowboys vou me matar

26.04.2025 18:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Objectively, a QB room of:
Joe Flacco
Deshaun Watson
Shedeur Sanders
Kenny Pickett
Dillon Gabriel

Will be incredible content

26.04.2025 18:21 — 👍 465    🔁 54    💬 32    📌 53

In one year we went from Deion implying he wouldn’t want the Browns to take Shedeur with the first pick in the draft to the Browns begrudgingly taking Shedeur with their seventh pick in the draft two rounds after they took a different quarterback

26.04.2025 18:17 — 👍 547    🔁 46    💬 17    📌 2

Me dê Jaydon Blue, Tyler Baron ou Brandin Swinson na próxima pick

26.04.2025 17:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Malachi Moore 😢😢😢

26.04.2025 17:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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26.04.2025 17:12 — 👍 76    🔁 11    💬 1    📌 1

one thing about trading future thirds to move up on day 3 is that you shouldn't do it

26.04.2025 16:59 — 👍 125    🔁 6    💬 2    📌 3

Billy Bowman Jr here is a home run

26.04.2025 16:59 — 👍 19    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 1

Lathan Ransom no Panthers gosto muito

26.04.2025 17:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Amo Billy Bowman Jr 😭😭😭

Queria tanto no Eagles

26.04.2025 16:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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checked in on why jack sawyer may be falling

26.04.2025 16:50 — 👍 294    🔁 14    💬 11    📌 7

Gostava mais do CJ West que do Ty Robinson

26.04.2025 16:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

NFL draft Day 3 is for the sickos. Let’s lock in, my freaks.

26.04.2025 16:15 — 👍 2147    🔁 96    💬 89    📌 17

Amo Cam Skattebo

26.04.2025 16:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Merda queria o Charles Grant

26.04.2025 03:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a girl holding a screwdriver in her mouth with the words i can fix him written below her ALT: a girl holding a screwdriver in her mouth with the words i can fix him written below her

Jalen Milroe???

26.04.2025 02:56 — 👍 463    🔁 11    💬 12    📌 5

Shedeur must've said something CRAZY in them interviews dawg

26.04.2025 02:56 — 👍 764    🔁 41    💬 61    📌 12

Quero pro Eagles agora

DT CJ West
EDGE Tyler Baron
EDGE Brandin Swinson
OG Miles Frazier
OT Charles Grant
RB Jaydon Blue
RB Bhayshul Tuten
S Billy Bowman Jr
S Malachi Moore
WR Xavier Restrepo
WR Tory Horton

26.04.2025 03:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

UAUUUUU

JALEN MILROE LETS GO

26.04.2025 02:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Imagine if Shadeur Sanders had been waiting in the green room this whole time.

26.04.2025 02:29 — 👍 296    🔁 17    💬 26    📌 2

shedeur has now fallen into the “if we pick him it’s probably as a backup and he’ll bring too much drama for that so no thank you” range, this is wild

26.04.2025 02:20 — 👍 626    🔁 35    💬 31    📌 9

Triste com o Chiefs pegando tanto jogador que eu gosto

26.04.2025 02:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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