Patrick

I’m going to throw up. I just watched a video of someone making their friend a dish from their home country they hadn’t had in years.

Ah shit. I was just given the beta copy for a different book than the one I’m already reading and behind on.and book club started for a third book today! I’m screwed.

I yearn for a cute little barista job!!!

“Rummage sale” feels like a particular midwestern term.

CRITICAL UPDATE: THE ICE IS THE GOOD KIND TOO HEHEHE

Screenshot of my friend letting me know she has fresh ice prepared for when I stay with her this weekend.

You ever feel so seen by your friends?

Also hate when the live version of a song is sooooo much better than the recorded version!

A coworker from my last just reminded me of the time she made me buy an outrageously expensive server bc she knew buying things on the company card made me squirm.

I’d like to think I would’ve googled them and their history if I wasn’t driving. But the other two probably wouldn’t have mentioned the towns while they were driving so I probably wouldn’t have had the opportunity.

I love having curious friends! During the drive to/from our cabin in Maine we passed signs for China and S. China. I just took them at face value and didn’t go further. My friend googled it from the backseat and those towns are old Quaker settlements with some interesting as hell history!

If you don’t listen to music at least once a day then we can’t be friends. I don’t make the rules.

I think the next barrier for skill improvement is engaging with esports… I don’t want to have to keep up with esports.

I scored 135 on an IQ test I took in high school and I’m just now learning that 130 is the barrier for entry into Mensa?? Do I go on a side quest and try to become a member?

It’s that season where I think someone’s constantly trying to break into my house because the wind is battering the screen door!

Finally some whimsy! Tell Brunswick and Kennebunkport thank you.

My key takeaway from my trip to Maine is that they’re boring and should have Maine Streets instead of Main Streets but alas.

30/50 states visited is pretty dope

I genuinely feel like I’m home right now. Leaving New England for damn Missouri is going to be HARD.

Lmao I thought I was going to get to see Boston but we drove right under it.

I witnessed a crime in NYC. A lad (not even a child) walked into this restaurant with a grocery bag and asked if they had candy. I know telling a joke isn’t the standard but like not even a “trick or treat!”?

We have bags!!!

They forgot to tell Air Traffic Control that our plane exists lmao

Thinking about how I wish I started collecting ticket stubs and boarding passes at a young age. Everything is digital now so it doesn’t event matter.

My friend and I are so easily talked into things. We’ve been debating just checking our bags bc we’re middle C boarding. They made an announcement and we jumped lol

My flight is delayed due to rain at the destination. What’s the worst that could happen - it hydroplanes?? Yeah I wish it were.

You know the post is good when 4 people have saved it to snap

The new Bluesky app icon is giving 2012

“Understand the palm of my hand.”

Just played through the entirety of Until Dawn with my best friend. What a great way to end my birthday weekend :)

Coworker just dapped me up and told me I have the softest hand ever. What part of me screams “this guy works hard with his hands all day”