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Alex Shoemaker

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I once had a blue checkmark on a bird app before they started letting plebs buy them Mildly interesting sports skeets

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McNeese State mascot and Tim Robinson in a huge makeup suit from ITYSL

McNeese State mascot and Tim Robinson in a huge makeup suit from ITYSL

The McNeese Cowboy has a bit of a resemblance…

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how it started vs. how it’s going πŸ«‚β€οΈ

13.03.2025 02:40 β€” πŸ‘ 164    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

The Sloppy Steaks sketch from I Think You Should Leave is the perfect representation of our political system currently in that our waiter (democrat) will passively ask the patrons not to dump water on their steaks but that won't stop the Republicans from ordering a glass of water with their steak.

02.02.2025 23:27 β€” πŸ‘ 104    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

honestly if luka was gonna get traded to L.A. I figured he'd end up on the dodgers

02.02.2025 05:35 β€” πŸ‘ 303    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2

Incredible the Lakers were able to swing this deal without having to include Bronny.

02.02.2025 05:30 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a baseball player is throwing the first pitch of a game while a catcher watches . ALT: a baseball player is throwing the first pitch of a game while a catcher watches .

Mahomes spiking the ball

27.01.2025 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Interesting. Sounds like a loop of wind sprints (the third level of hell)

25.01.2025 14:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gotta be a smaller court? That’d be exhausting

25.01.2025 12:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Does it taste like bud light and bad tattoos?

23.01.2025 01:15 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
My 2 year old son sitting outside during the gulf coast snow storm in Florida

My 2 year old son sitting outside during the gulf coast snow storm in Florida

Bernie sanders meme

Bernie sanders meme

Who hates the snow more? My toddler or Bernie Sanders?

21.01.2025 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Snow with an orange tree in the background is deeply unsettling

21.01.2025 15:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck off @espn.com

21.01.2025 02:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2031    πŸ” 229    πŸ’¬ 86    πŸ“Œ 16

Make helmet tusks great again

17.01.2025 23:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Today I doinked

17.01.2025 19:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

DIVISIONAL DOINK

13.01.2025 04:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Whole new meaning to hung like a horse in Kentucky

12.01.2025 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

25-12, second-and-40. These are the good numbers.

12.01.2025 00:24 β€” πŸ‘ 79    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Who did it better?

11.01.2025 04:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Certainly much closer than I originally thought

11.01.2025 02:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Parish is an absolutely elite Louisiana dog name

11.01.2025 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I want the record to show I sent this text before the loss to Michigan

11.01.2025 01:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Needs more Parmesan

11.01.2025 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

NOT ANYMORE

10.01.2025 03:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Will only call jail the B1G House from now on

09.01.2025 00:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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this is so petty lmaooo

07.01.2025 01:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1962    πŸ” 230    πŸ’¬ 67    πŸ“Œ 36

You mean all those singles in my area don’t want to be my friend?

06.01.2025 21:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
LSU Women’s Basketball Head coach Kim Mulkey decided to wear a net skirt thing

LSU Women’s Basketball Head coach Kim Mulkey decided to wear a net skirt thing

Delivery for Joe, by Maurice Freedman, late 20th century

05.01.2025 23:56 β€” πŸ‘ 909    πŸ” 56    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 10
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Alabama mom hit by truck, then shot in Bourbon Street attack: 'It's just so disturbing' A night of revelry was coming to a close for Alexis Scott-Windham and her friends in the early hours of New Year's Eve after they came from Mobile, Alabama to

An Alabama mom hit by the Bourbon Street attacker's truck then shot in the attack, who still has a bullet lodged in her foot, told a @nolanews.bsky.social reporter that the Amazon warehouse where she works denied her request for a leave of absence.

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