Ben

Never wrong just early

There are 2 better options than the milquetoast establishment candidate in Michigan and amazingly neither of them have Nazi tats or were mercenaries.

Oh I knew about the tiger thing but I forgot about that part

"Why is Louisiana's governor interfering with the state university's coaching search" Man wouldn't you rather want him doing that than whatever other terrible actual policy he might otherwise be promoting?

Congrats to Penn State fans

I'm not re-evaluating because of what happens to the couples I'm re-evaluating because of the chicken smoothie

(Megan Thee Stallion voice) I'm Yesavage

Need the Jets to win a respectable 4-5 games so he avoids this fate.

Just got to the part with the chicken smoothie in Love is Blind this season. What the hell!

Don't think I've ever heard this guy talk before but he sounds exactly like I'd hope a Louisiana politician who meddles in LSU coaching searches would sound.

Me: there should me more movies made from original stories

(monkey's paw curls)

Also me: Wow yet another quirky absurdist movie from Yorgos Lanthimos starring Emma Stone that Says Something About Society

salute meme

Cam Skattebo redraft fantasy owners after dropping him this week

that's right

Begging the Dodgers and Blue Jays to play one normal game of baseball tonight. I cannot crash out in the 12th again then wake up to find out there were six MORE innings played.

Lol yeah sure dude the party led by Schumer and Jeffries is destroying your life. The next life they destroy will be the first. This guy sucks.

Me playing rec league softball after one beer

First day as Toronto's 3rd base coach and everyone is pleased with my decisions!

The thing with Ohtani is how easy he makes it look to blast a 100 mph fastball into outer space.

battle of mid

Dodgers and Blue Jays bullpens

Another thing about Brian Kelly is how he completely misread the room about getting Notre Dame to a title compared to LSU. This year is proving you can have two early losses and skate the rest of the way in South Bend whereas at LSU you gotta fight through 5 ranked SEC opponents in a month.

I'm about to be inundated with the names of hundreds of new college basketball players in the next few weeks I really do not have the capacity to know who "Olivia Reingold" is.

It's incredible Scott Woodward is allowed to hire another football coach at LSU considering how much of that school's money he just wasted and how his big football hires at 2 different schools flopped big time.

Grok mistaking Stavros Halkias for Michael Moore

Grok does it again folks

that game feels like such a trap

I have always thought Brian Kelly has the perfect demeanor for one football job only and that is head coach of the New York Giants. Sorry to speak this into existence.

Tucker Kraft was grown in a lab to play tight end for the Green Bay Packers.

Nick Sirianni

I've won but at what cost

Eagles won boringly for once today but knocked out Cam Skattebo who was crushing it for me in fantasy.

That ESPN push notification when he's officially gone is gonna hit my phone like a tax refund.