Praying this Jeremy Day finds you all well, and I know what Iβm wishing for when I blow out my Jeremies.
05.10.2025 02:21 β π 9 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0@brandonsawyer.bsky.social
Cartoon writer/producer/not-drawer (Boss Baby TV shows, Penguins of Madagascar, lotta other stuff). Opinions reflect the views of my employers, who puppeteer my body by mutual agreement.
Praying this Jeremy Day finds you all well, and I know what Iβm wishing for when I blow out my Jeremies.
05.10.2025 02:21 β π 9 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Federal officer blasts chemical spray into vocal but nonviolent Portland protester, video shows
The interaction illustrates how federal law enforcement officers do use aggressive tactics against protesters who yell and needle officers but donβt appear to present clear physical threats.
this is a GOOD speech
03.10.2025 20:09 β π 1723 π 325 π¬ 18 π 7"Rodrick Johnson, 67, is one of many residents who were detained by federal agents during the South Shore raid. A U.S. citizen, he said agents broke through his door and dragged him out in zip ties."
02.10.2025 03:14 β π 767 π 516 π¬ 43 π 100When Trump threatens to nix funding to NYC if Zohran Mamdani wins, it only helps Zohran. It inflates the Trump threat, positions Zohran as a fighter for NYC against Trump, and pushes Cuomo into the role of Trump stooge.
There's a lesson here for Dems.
New from me:
newrepublic.com/article/2011...
New Orleans has had the fewest murders this year since 1970. Carjackings are down 80% relative to 2022, vehicle burglaries are down 70%, shootings are down 63%. This is a wholly unnecessary stunt that will hurt local businesses.
30.09.2025 01:57 β π 750 π 288 π¬ 24 π 20Indie director Barbara Marques has been kidnapped by ICE. She is legally married to a U.S. citizen & was at a green card mtg when she was abducted and prevented from seeing her lawyer. Her husband Tucker May does not know where she is. Please spread the word so he can find her /1
28.09.2025 02:40 β π 6930 π 4590 π¬ 78 π 227It took just three days to get Sinclair to back down, and what it got in exchange for agreeing to put Kimmel back on the air was...nothing. This is not what happens every time you stand up to a bully, but if you don't fight back, you'll never know if you would have won.
26.09.2025 19:15 β π 3674 π 892 π¬ 55 π 11APRIL - 1805
NAPOLEON IS MASTER OF EUROPE
ONLY THE BRITISH FLEET STANDS BEFORE HIM
THERE IS NOTHING IN NAVAL LAW STATING THAT A GOLDEN RETRIEVER CANNOT SERVE HIS MAJESTY AS CAPTAIN
OCEANS ARE NOW BATTLEFIELDS
BREAKING: Chicken Pox caused by Vicks Vap-o-Rub: White House
BREAKING: Astigmatism caused by chewable vitamins and parental failure to invest in Trump Coin: NIH
BREAKING: Havana Syndrome caused by component of Titoβs: CIA
BREAKING: Red hair caused by potato consumption: Marine Corps
βWhy arenβt you arresting my political enemies faster?β is a hell of a thing to ask as another story about excusing your political allies drops.
21.09.2025 01:40 β π 2160 π 447 π¬ 25 π 6Itβs astonishing and scary to watch because generally when Trump meets resistance he eventually moves on β he doesnβt want to be seen taking the L. He tests the fences and goes away. Instead here, he tests the fences and they justβ¦ take the fences down for him.
18.09.2025 00:29 β π 623 π 108 π¬ 13 π 5Screenshot of cancelled subscription to Disney plus.
Not one dollar to Disney.
It ainβt much, but itβs what I got.
he was a champion of free speech and if you disagree youre under arrest
12.09.2025 10:24 β π 14813 π 2815 π¬ 160 π 45"Just the other day, I was in the audience at Lincoln Center when Justice Amy Coney Barrett said, while promoting a new book, that she doesn't think the United States is in a constitutional crisis," Farias told us. "Today, the Supreme Court, without offering a single line of reasoning, more or less declared that the Fourth Amendment, which protects everyone from unreasonable searches and seizures, nonetheless allows the Trump Administration to arrest and detain anyone who looks Latino, citizen or not, on account of the language that they speak or the kind of jobs they do. The ruling putatively covers the Los Angeles area, but the effect could be national," he continued. "If that's not a constitutional crisis, then what is?"
The New Yorker asked me βhow badβ todayβs Supreme Court ruling was. I boiled it down to one paragraph:
link.newyorker.com/view/5bda429...
basically trumpβs βIf I Did Itβ
08.09.2025 19:35 β π 4729 π 673 π¬ 84 π 22Nobody has ever told on himself more only to have so many people pretend they didnβt hear it.
08.09.2025 16:15 β π 2145 π 480 π¬ 70 π 13The Supreme Court bans affirmative action in university admissions but is okay with racial profiling on American streets. That pretty much sums up white supremacy--heads I win, tails you lose, all legal.
08.09.2025 19:38 β π 540 π 208 π¬ 6 π 0SCOTUS: considering race as one factor in a college applicant's file is blatantly unconstitutional
ALSO SCOTUS: considering race as one factor in targeting whom to detain and deport is cool cool cool
JD Vance tweet that reads, in part, "What I find absurd is the idea that Donald Trump was writing poems to Epstein"
any word on this
08.09.2025 19:43 β π 2469 π 417 π¬ 83 π 31Had to leave but I really wish I couldβve seen where this journey took them.
07.09.2025 17:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβm visiting a friend at a senior facility and this is the very loud conversation in the TV room right now:
I donβt know what it is! Is it a horse movie? A people drama?
Cause itβs just called βNope,β that doesnβt help.
Talk about boring.
The βproblemβ with vaccines? They so effective at preventing deaths that they create generations of people that question whether disease was a problem in the first place because they have never experienced the horrors of a world without vaccines.
04.09.2025 19:44 β π 26840 π 7848 π¬ 583 π 458What a cursed sentence (gift link)
βThe A.I. companies selected to oversee the program would have a strong financial incentive to deny claims. Medicare plans to pay them a share of the savings generated from rejections.β
Post from Donald Trump on Truth Social: A really deadly weekend in Chicago. 6 dead, 27 hurt in crime sprees all over the city. Panic stricken Governor Pritzker says that crime is under control, when in fact it is just the opposite. He is an incompetent governor who should call me for help. Mayor Johnson is no better. Make Chicago great again!
According to federal data, 13 of the top 20 cities in homicide rates have Republican governors. None of those cities are Chicago.
8 of the top 10 states in homicide rates are led by Republicans. None of those states are Illinois.
And yet Trump is sending troops here.
Over at The Bad Place I just posed this question to William Pulte, the head of the Federal Housing Finance Agency and a Trump loyalist. All news orgs should be asking this question:
20.08.2025 14:58 β π 1573 π 519 π¬ 40 π 15This is a pretty good bit
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