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@fiveacre.bsky.social

rewilding things on behalf of every tree, every bee and every last blade of grass, fighting ME/CFS and watching the ongoing collapse of civilisation trying to be nice, often fail, they/them

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why don't you

16.02.2026 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

just outright ignoring the people affected for some fantasy

16.02.2026 21:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

would you trust your life to that?

if so, go explain your critical thinking to an oncoming train

the horn is agreement with you

seek it!

16.02.2026 21:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"soon as you don't have any leverage anymore, that's when he will change, honest"

do you actually believe this yourself and, if so, can I interest you in the sale of London bridge sir, fine condition

16.02.2026 21:26 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

ban it for anyone over 40 unless they take a yearly proficiency test

16.02.2026 13:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

we get letters once a week on this road and apparently, that's lucky

16.02.2026 13:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

so is it the person taking the photos that gives you direction for the scene?

maybe they could have given you some more pointers thats all

perhaps a few more props to make you feel like you are actually doing something rather than sitting down with a prefailed parachute and a killer of trans kids?

16.02.2026 13:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have two.

Yer' talking bum dribble.

16.02.2026 08:15 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

used to be you could only go to a fish'n chick'n for such wisdom

16.02.2026 06:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this is a greggs pal

16.02.2026 06:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

maybe you could host countdown too!

really get the hashtag get the tories out effect going

16.02.2026 05:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the posting is gonna be mint

15.02.2026 18:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

rictus grin on the lot of 'em

15.02.2026 08:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it was certainly long enough to bring back mandelson for another run, so he could get disgraced a fourth time

was him selling state secrets to a billionaire paedophile pimp not incompetent and corrupt enough for you?

besides, what have they done in 18 months apart from push reform policy?

14.02.2026 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

after the thirteenth time, it's always been the thirteenth time

14.02.2026 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

jfc who cares

14.02.2026 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

also- you might not want to be mouthing off about putin, what with active investigation into how compromised your own government was, by that quadruple-times disgraced guy giving out state secrets on direct behest of a billionaire paedophile pimp- he was working for several states at once.

14.02.2026 12:17 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

you don't need to lie about green party policy, that's real weak stuff

bit like paying billions for a missile system reliant on continuous american goodwill

14.02.2026 12:13 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

wonder where the lorry comes into this

I'm thinking truck but I'm always ready to listen

13.02.2026 18:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it's two forms of racism expressed in political terms

one polished than the other for a particular crowd who like a little more mask to it

but it's the same racist politics

13.02.2026 18:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

your government covered up the rate of trans kids killing themselves

It's multiplied 5x under labours new bigoted rules

they attacked the people trying to expose this as liars

now it's reintroducing section 28 for trans and non binary kids

making conversion therapy the law, not banning it

13.02.2026 17:20 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

why did you put the nazi in there

13.02.2026 13:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

have you spoken to any trans people about this delusional belief system, and if so, are they in the room with you?

13.02.2026 06:38 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

rather than play advocate, go meet your client in person to be sure you understand their concerns

12.02.2026 06:05 β€” πŸ‘ 590    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 11

have you considered self immolation?

11.02.2026 15:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it's the era

11.02.2026 15:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

which one?

10.02.2026 19:28 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

a grand plan would be for you to be climbing in the sea and not getting out again

09.02.2026 21:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

dim tunions

09.02.2026 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks for sharing!

09.02.2026 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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