Cerebus the Aardvark

Implement UBI.

Seriously. You want to end sex work? I promise that UBI is the single best thing you can do to help those who want to leave the profession to do it. 🧵

Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.

It's better if you just go to the link, scroll down to the timeline, and start clicking through.

No, he’s just greedy and spiteful. He’ll keep it and keep selling access to pay for the ballroom.

A bunny

Tom Homan was investigated for accepting $50,000 from undercover FBI agents. Trump's DOJ shut it down. The FBI and Justice officials closed the investigation, which a Justice Department appointee had called a “deep state” probe in early 2025.

EXCLUSIVE: Tom Homan was investigated for accepting $50,000 from undercover FBI agents. Trump's DOJ shut it down.

We hit some new lows over the weekend with the MAGA gang desperately trying to characterize this kid who murdered Charlie Kirk as anything other than one of them and doing everything they can to score political points from it.

Songs were already being written. Can’t stop fate.

Makes them easier to peel.

And Okinawa too

My fave is Crumbling Castle from the album Polygondwanaland

A hacker used AI to automate an 'unprecedented' cybercrime spree, Anthropic says The company behind the Claude chatbot said it caught a hacker using its chatbot to identify, hack and extort at least 17 companies.

Meanwhile, Anthropic’s bot becomes a criminal hacker. www.nbcnews.com/tech/securit...

Luigi Mangione

They could at least change out the crap on their walls

They are merely exchanging long protein strings. If you can think of a simpler way, I’d like to hear it.

My Own Private Idaho

Hillary did it now? I thought it was Obama.

Morbid

Can’t be buggered

No, they see the higher prices and insist that they are lower.

“Both of them.”

They’re scared

The FTC is pulling some ghoul shit with this. Please take the time to comment. Trans and gender-diverse kids deserve access to care based on informed conversations between them, their parents, and medical professionals. The FTC has no business getting involved here, and is doing so out of animus.

It’s for the pro-pedo old man / teen girl dance nights.

Based on what Trump gets away with, the next President can take it back, right?

Pro-pedo

“the party being led by jeffrey epsteins best friend wants to repeatedly examine your childs genitals” is a true statement

Comer is pro-pedo

If you ever see John Roberts in person and don’t tell him to go fuck himself, you’ll regret it forever.