puppybytes: 🇧🇪; 🔞

already got this setup for a few of my self-hosted apps and it is such a better experience than having to remember individual port numbers all the time. thanks tailscale

Moxie, pouting on the couch, looking at a can of weed-infused soda. They start "...man, this edible ain't sh-"

They're interrupted by now being an inanimate stuffed animal, staring blankly forwards.

#MoxieMakesArt #art #furry #plushie

Illustration of Moxie, an orange cat plushie, flexing happily. A caption next to them reads "Tuff Toy."

So while I was re-sharing some old art, I found I never posted this, somehow! Maybe I thought it felt vain?

No sense keeping it to myself, though - the world's too rough lately, and I gotta keep up my strength so I can protect my friends!

#MoxieMakesArt #art #furry #plushie

you could not waterboard this out of me. “we didn’t understand why people use steam”

AOU?GH.......

frenzy is like if internalized misogyny was a woman and also gay its fucked up

image of siffrin with the caption: BORN TO ARGUE LOOP IS A FUCK 鬼神 Freeze Em All 1989 I am okay! 👍 410,757,864,530 mOLD SLEEPS

#isat

ruin seeker from Tunic with their belt unbuckled and their paws on their mouth and genitals, a speech bubble says "Mommy!" in trunic

silly #tunic doodle I did

rainbow dash: may i suck your dick 4 you ur highness twilight: i would also suck your dick maam applejack: dick suckers 2 the front lets gooo princess celestia: can yall chill the fuck out pls

back on my horse shit

This was a picture I think was from Mark Rosewater that I saved YEARS and YEARS ago from Twitter or something. How time has changed. Now it is R&D. :D @gavinverhey.bsky.social #MagicTheGathering #UniversesBeyond

“pouring one out for all my friends that cant be here rn u_u” but im not pouring out a beer. im pouring out cum. from my penis.

i am so owned by the overton window shifting over to some of my personally held positions

please, please keep owning me, please I don't know if I'll be able to take it

90 FUCKING PERCENT

i’d love for cis folks to remember what the nyt, atlantic, guardian, daily mail, times of london, ny post, cnn, wall street journal, & economist took from your transgender neighbors & loved ones before the next time you consider giving them money or listening to a word they say.

Anyone hear a popping sound just now

Zohran Mamdani: I want to make housing and transportation affordable for the common person

Andrew Cuomo: if you elect Zohran we will have 10 9/11s a day

Curtis Sliwa: The events of Godzilla 1998 actually happened and I lead the team of French mercenaries that killed her babies in MSG

A fat squirrel boy poses confidently, his fluffy tail resplendent behind him. Maple and beech leaves float around them. The text "FAT BOY FALL" borders him. I love fat boys.

Fat boy fall!!!!!!!!!

When the torys cut disability benefits it was proven that 200,000 people where killed as a result in just a few years.

Those cuts where never rescinded, so quite alot more people have died since then that shouldn't have.

Labour is not planning cuts, they are planning a Genocide.

MICROSOFT: We'll keep providing Windows 10 security & service updates but you gotta fork over 70USD for the first year, 140USD for the second year, and 210USD for the third year. You bitch. You fucking piece of shit

MUSCLEFUR VTUBER: Open Powershell and hit three keys to do it completely free

A little cartoon of my dog Flea sleeping so hard and so happy with her tail wagging on a red plaid background with the text CHILL THE FUCK OUT and little hearts all around her!

My new dog is the queen of going the fuck to sleep <33

Made it even easier to see if you have this and access it if you do! Copy this into either your web browser or File Explorer address bar. It will take you right to that screenshot (or if it takes you to the main Settings window, you don't have that screen yet.)

ms-settings:privacy-systemaimodels

searching for horses in the Magic: the Gathering set "UMA" only Ghoulsteed is found

holy crap #mtg #umamusume

#mlp #fluttershy

✨Thrifty Chic✨

This is "debanking", and its a problem that has plagued sex workers for decades. It isnt right when its targetting sex workers and its not right when its targetting game devs and creators either.

Give paypros and your givt reps your grievances and demand that debanking of adult content stop

CA UPDATE:

Newsom has signed these queer rights bills:
- AB 82 / SB 497 (Medical privacy)
- AB 1084 / SB 59 (Name/Gender changes)
- SB 450 (Adoption access)

And vetoed these bills:
- SB 418 (HRT stockpile)
- AB 554 (PreP)

Final total: 8 bills signed, 2 vetoed.

transnews.network/p/california...

You can't logic your way out of being burnt out. Unless you're me. Who should be able to do it and it's a personal failing that I can't

She found some candy

Things I live for:

- chips ‘n dip
- showers
- comic bookos
- ear rubs/scrimches
- get call good boye
- jokes about butts
- tearing down the establishment and unionizing against major evil corporation conglomerates and their billionaire overlords
- shiny cardboard

I’ve been complaining a lot about the establishment recently and have not been getting enough ear scrimchies OR shiny cardboard to make up for it

Need to dominate a girl in a way that's indistinguishable from worship.