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@coalhouse.bsky.social

Unfunny, often. Hungry, mostly. Tired, always.

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The French really do have a song for every occasion.

24.01.2026 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Gojira - Mea Culpa (Ah! Γ‡a ira!) [OFFICIAL VIDEO]
YouTube video by Gojira Gojira - Mea Culpa (Ah! Γ‡a ira!) [OFFICIAL VIDEO]

youtu.be/5hTMYk7orHw

24.01.2026 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is laughing with his mouth open ALT: a man in a suit and tie is laughing with his mouth open
24.01.2026 00:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Unbelievable shit.

23.01.2026 15:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Let me know if your plumber ain’t getting it done. I’ve compiled a list of good ones I’ve dealt with over the past year when addressing the lead in our water.

22.01.2026 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s good. It can be a life saver.

22.01.2026 21:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

All good if you don’t. I used to do this shit for the city so that’s why I’m asking

22.01.2026 21:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Sounds like your sewer line is blocked. Did they do a TV on it? Do you know what it’s made of?

22.01.2026 21:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is this water coming in, or going out?

22.01.2026 20:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah. Trust him about as far as I can throw him.

21.01.2026 14:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also featured prominently in Ralph Ellison’s Invisible Man.

19.01.2026 16:28 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They’re objectively cool and pretending they’re not is total cop shit.

18.01.2026 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Dirt bikes be everywhere.

18.01.2026 15:52 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I guess maybe don’t go looking for John Brown’s body.

18.01.2026 13:16 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œWhy can’t I quit you…or quit fraud?”

12.01.2026 15:13 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Goddamn the Bush years were bleak as fuck but some great music got made.

12.01.2026 14:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Revisiting American Idiot (2004) by Green Day for no fucking reason at all today how are you.

12.01.2026 14:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nah. Let him cook…his spine.

09.01.2026 19:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I won’t say it shouldn’t be watched. But it’s unfair to have it foisted upon you against your will.

09.01.2026 19:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t forget your first rib. It’s very important. Also….ewwww.

07.01.2026 15:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh no.

06.01.2026 15:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Whelp. That was about the only way that season could have ended. lol.

05.01.2026 04:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Let’s lose track of the fastest guy on the field. What could possibly go wrong.

05.01.2026 04:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Do whatever it takes to make it through. It’s a marathon, not a sprint.

03.01.2026 16:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I once threatened to steal his pit beef recipe and…he just told me.

31.12.2025 13:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My eyes hurt. I don’t want to remember anymore.

31.12.2025 00:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Brought to you by sports betting

30.12.2025 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 78    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ran into Clarke Peters (Lester Freeman from the Wire) on my way to the farmers market in Waverly. I started to say β€œHey aren’t you…” then stopped myself right before he said very casually β€œYeah…”. He was cool as hell. I was a dork.

30.12.2025 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lucky folks.

30.12.2025 00:11 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not asking you to stop what you’re doing, but go ahead and post a gif of your favorite anime.

28.12.2025 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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