Jacob

now we can finally answer the question of are you an oreo-flavored-reese’s or reese’s-flavored-oreos type of person 🙂‍↕️😌

what’s a “tweet”?

low-res screenshot from the Pokemon anime series of three Chanseys standing next to a hospital bed where the Pokémon Ditto is laying and looking derpy

save me by jelly roll

the most challenging things in life are often the most rewarding and i think that’s fucking beautiful

i kind of love the second pic for the album cover, but man, this is going to be a rough album 🥴

she spilled but the irony. girl, just delete tw*tter.

Go Al, you’re gonna kill it!!!! Wish I could be there!

life changing song tbh. still get chills

just call me katrina because i’m walking on f*cking sunshine right now 🥹❤️☀️

Adorable black and white tuxedo cat Axel

Adorable grey and white tuxedo cat Atticus

I will always love you.

existential crisis triggered at 30,00 feet 🫡

A still image screenshot from the TV show Spongebob Squarepants of Spongebob losing his shit.

if you can afford to take a 10 hour flight to hawaii, you can afford to hire someone to watch your fucking newborn instead of selfishly driving hundreds of people insane

his only spill

a broken clock

damn 🫩

I hate my brain I hate my brain I hate my brain

ya’ll ever think about how the earth is a miniature space rock in a vast galaxy of random shit and this is what we are supposed to care about

A bowl of shrimp Pho

a bowl of oxtail Pho

PHO-O-O

Photo of a beautiful sunset on the Pacific Ocean. The photo is taken from a high story balcony with views of a beach, abundant clouds, and a partially in frame mountain off to the right.

🥹🌴

🥱 She should address why she’s still on that n*zi site instead

Incredibly well written and your honesty is so refreshing when obituaries almost always describe the dead as if they were a perfect individual.

Stock photo of a cat about to fuck up (eat) a plate of spaghetti. The image is poorly photoshopped and there are watermarks.

mimosa acquired

close to giving up on miss p*tras once and for all after hearing her new single but i just saw god in the shower while listening to icy sooo 🥴❄️

will do! that sounds refreshing

She’s just gorgeous inside and out

I like turtles

should i watch love island or something

Promo image for the TV show “I love New York” featuring Tiffany Pollard standing in a short leopard dressing looking cunt and her mother in the background sitting on a chair looking judgey. LFG Zohran Mamdani