Jacob

not tryna brag but they didn’t ID me for a happy meal today 😌

wearing noise cancelling headphones until i experience divine vertigo intervention

permanently changing my inner monologue voice to match fetty wap’s cadence

So close!! That is a number 💕

selfie of me

apple music screenshot of the song “Sugar Sweet” by Mariah Carey & Shenseea feat. Kehlani

🤓 // 🎶🎧

need these

forgiving stop & shop for price gouging because they just played the subway by chappell roan 💆‍♂️

creepy digitally altered image from the horror film Insidious. image features a man’s head facing the camera, looking distraught and slightly off to the side, unaware of a creepy demon face sitting behind him peaking out from behind his head, half visible, staring at the camera. the demon face is red and has been digitally altered to have miley cyrus’s smiling meme face replace the original demon face.

about to declare a world war on t-mobile

digitally created big green button that reads “Stars- they’re just like us!” in all caps.

her final spill

b/c you are GORGEOUS 🤓

An edited image of actress Miranda Cosgrovd sitting in a car. The image is edited to have her holding a marijuana vape pen and to make her eyes bloodshot.

ik i’m like late as hell but noise cancelling earbuds are life-changing

update: taunie is a controlling b*tch

a cartoon drawing of a pokemon with a sad face and circles on it . Alt: Gif of a static image of the pokemon Shroomish. The image is being edited in a photo editing software. Its facial features are selected with an editing tool and subsequently inverted, giving Shroomish a different expression where its eyebrows become its mouth and vice versa, giving the Pokemon a naughty or devious expression, as opposed to its natural expression of an apathetic frown. The editor then moves the Shroomish image off screen in a jestful manner as if to imply the Pokemon is walking off screen to do something devious.

pokemon z-a downloading, stuck at 53% with “3 hours remaining”

THANK YOU for all the inquires but this offer has expired ☹️💔

screenshot of the song “Talking Body” by Tove Lo being played on Apple Music

low-res cursed image of Shrek’s head on a green woman’s body in the style of the PC game Sims 1 holding up a cell phone to their ear with the added caption “I’m calling the police”

she ATE for life with this one 🥵

anyone want to write a paper about intestinal infections in snakes for me? will pay absolutely nothing but i’m kinda cute. thanks!! xx 🥰✨

for context: Bad Bunny is literally an American citizen and the English language is of British origin and these people hate brown people regardless and are deathly allergic to contextually reasoning and empathy.

a crude photo of a blurry hand written protest sign that reads “our expectations for you were low but HOLY FUCK”

“here’s that attention you ordered” meme of a woman employee at mcdonald’s calling out a customer’s order.

why does your brain work this way

nah. you lost us when you sympathized with c****** k***

a crude hand-written sign with black text on off-white paper hung on a white wall. the text reads “The Necessity of Violence”.

wow it’s gotten way too political on here 🫡

a man in a suit and tie is talking about something that was a hot mess inside a dumpster Alt: Gif with captions of news anchor Jake Tapper on air saying “That was a hot mess, inside a dumpster fire, inside a train wreck”.

aw fuck i forgot alt text just like they forgot to give me “the amount” ☹️

uber eats driver customer “support” 😀👏👏

Dang, it could have been so good!! ☹️

Tea but not in the NFL

asking the five guys employees if they could use a sixth