Craig the Dodge

I’m okay if it stops existing.

If you went back to 1992 and told people that the Lions had turned the ball over on downs 5 times before the 4th quarter even started in a 13-6 game, you would have done really confused people from 1992.

If I’m being honest, I also want a shirt.

Bold move by the Nuggets going with a Pepto colored court.

How do they keep trotting him out there for such awful commentary?

Winning an NFL game cannot be less satisfying than that 10-7 monstrosity was. I’ll take the W. Just don’t ask me to feel good about it.

Sounds like cracked ribs. If it is, you should be fine in three weeks, but those weeks will suck. Hope it’s NOT that for your sake…I’ve done it twice and it is NOT fun.

Uninspiring is perhaps too kind. Woof.

So ready!

To whoever put the Commanders on Sunday Night Football…bad job.

Ugh. The bear hug non-call was a travesty. IT WAS A FOUL!!!!

These Steelers uniforms tonight are an affront to the eyes. Just the worst uniform. Potentially ever.

Look. I can’t explain it, but we won.

Cookies are out here trying to convince people that there is no difference between raisins and chocolate chips, but mint ice cream knows.

Oh Lord by Foxy Shazam. I’m not ready for Peacemaker to be over.

The intro Is life giving.

Man, that was an awful football game, but my Broncos won, so yay!

It’s Broncos Sunday, and I am ready!

I bet it sucked just as bad. Except for the meals on the plane part. That I miss.

Honestly, I’ll take a little extra hecticness if it means I don’t have to wear a suit and smell like smoke. That’s a trade off I’m willing to make. That said, flying is torture.

Sometimes I have too many thoughts I feel.

It’s true!

Well. He is very loud. Can’t say that he’s ever interesting or insightful, but very very loud. I try to avoid the sound of his voice wherever I can.

It’s stupid and meaningless, and a large portion of Gen Alpha thinks it’s the funniest shit ever.

God bless you. This was making me insane how bad the UI was for this now.

Leverage is my new least favorite word. The Broncos WON today, forget what the scorecard says.

On brand.

LITERALLY

I mean, it’s right THERE. I wonder if he’d have changed his mind with information from today?

Maybe let’s not shoot people? Like, Even if we strongly disagree with their political point of view. Even people who have truly sucky opinions don’t deserve this.