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Only 0.03% Opt Out Of LGBTQ+ Education In Maryland After SCOTUS Gives Them A Right To After SCOTUS gave families a right to opt out of LGBTQ+ education, Montgomery County, Maryland is reporting only 43 families took them up on it.

1. 4 months ago, The Supreme Court gave families a right to opt out of LGBTQ+ education in schools.

Now, in Montgomery County, Maryland, where the case originated, the results are in.

Only 43 families out of 160,000 students have exercised that new right.

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the Borg Cube from Star Trek: TNG

I’ve been offered a ton of money to do a comedy set aboard the Borg Cube

when you look at the things people are doing now on their phones it makes you wonder if there was some new kind of virus a few years ago that makes people dumber every time they catch it

I open a lemonade stand. One million trans people patronize my lemonade stand. 6 Nazis show up. I make them all Lemonade Kings. I call in the National Guard to turn fire hoses on the trans people. Me and the lemonade kings all laugh. My name is Jay and this is smart business. You wouldn't get it.

GUY WHO JUST CAME BACK FROM DOING THE JABBA'S PALACE COMEDY FESTIVAL:

You know, I gotta say they're really great in there, they're just like us. I thought it was only gonna be women in chains and a trapdoor monster they feed slaves to but like, they also have a band that plays cool music.

Jamal Khashoggi, the Washington Post, and the Cost of Speaking Out As Saudi Arabia hosts comedians and courts gamers, the silenced voice of Jamal Khashoggi still echoes.

Washington Post dismantled the platform Jamal wrote on. Discarded the fellowship they created in his memory.

They fired me unjustly for speaking the truth.

But I’ll never stop talking about my friend, writer, and amazing human, Jamal Khashoggi.

RIP, Jamal.

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Matthew 15:29-31: And great crowds came to him, bringing with them the lame, the blind, the crippled, the mute, and many others, and they put them at his feet, and he healed them after verifying their citizenship status.

And remember you can WALK up / down the stopped elevator's stairs. 😜

Screenshot of The Princess Bride’s Inigo Montoya with text that says “Hello. My name is Pete Davidson. You killed my father. Prepare to laugh”

Meanwhile at the Riyadh comedy festival

'Afternoon!

It's pretty depressing how many journalists and headline writers can't seem to parse the difference between telling the truth and providing a transcript of absolutely unhinged nonsense.

"Well, there's your problem..."

#DonaldTrump #Escalator

I have taken
the Tylenol
that was in
the medicine cabinet

and which
they think probably
is the reason
you like trains

forgive me
but that’s bullshit
you got autism
from your dad

Hey a thing I really don’t want to get lost here is that while Tylenol doesn’t cause autism, IT’S FINE TO BE AUTISTIC. Let’s not grant them the premise that autism should be eradicated in our way to correct the science, okay? Okay.

Blaming pregnant mothers for their kid's autism is so vile and damaging, especially if you know just how bad and guilty they already feel about a million other things.

I know that there are moms out there who are believing this shit and it makes me so angry.

neurodiversity is Good Actually. just want to say that

the hysteria has gone off the rails so far that the average american thinks 1 in 5 people are transgender. pure absolute insanity that is driving the current lavender scare

It’s going to break your heart how many people you know, love, and respect will turn out to be cowards. Prepare yourself as best you can. You are not alone, but you are your own center. Be a strong center.

Motherfucking wind farms…

I've heard some people say they won't give up Disney because of their kids. You could instead use this as a teaching moment.

This is why we are here. Get on board or get out of the way.

I would love to be part of the conversation on MSNBC related to the Kimmel story and it's chilling effects on first amendment, but unfortunately I was terminated by MSNBC for stating that "hateful thoughts lead to hateful words which lead to hateful actions".

Just talked with my wife, we are cancelling our Disney+ subscription. If you have one, I encourage you to do the same.

Fallon being the last man standing is such an indictment of Fallon

ABC pulls Jimmy Kimmel Live after FCC chair criticizes host's Charlie Kirk comments

Doesn't matter if Jimmy Kimmel is a wanker.

If the US government is silencing comedians for joking about their favorite podcaster then you're in full blown authoritarianism territory

belatedly realizing this whole kirk performative retribution is a dry run for the next guy

One of these rich dudes invested in a food company with all proceeds going to kids in need. The other started Sundance Institute, boosting the lives of countless artists. Hey modern rich dudes, don't be a typical greedy AI crypto-prick, be like these two.

Charlie Kirk, Redeemed: A Political Class Finds Its Lost Cause By ignoring the rhetoric and actions of the Turning Point USA founder, pundits and politicians are sanitizing his legacy.

"Yes, Yes, to Ta-Nehisi Coates, you listen."

I continue to be amazed at the absolute lack of courage

Rule 1: never publicly share sensitive data over the internet photo: Data (TNG) crying with his cat, Spot