Quan Burton

Miami showed up for this game for the first time all season.

Iowa football is giving me emotional muscle confusion

Denny’s real problem has been that the early 20s folks are priced out of nightlife. If people were still able to go out and socialize until last call without needing to take out a loan, Denny’s would still be thriving. Nothing like an omelet at 3 AM with smudged mascara and a sweated out silk press

Definitely the dress.

Man, she had the Jordan heels AND the jersey dress. I know she did.

Same

THIS MOTHERFUCKER HELD A GREAT GATSBY PARTY WHILE 43 MILLION PEOPLE GO HUNGRY AND HEALTHCARE COSTS KEEP RISING.

“I. Will. Not. Lose”

-Kendrick Nasir Jones

exactly. I really wasn’t expecting to be as entertained as I was. I can’t wait to see part two.

Tetris. it was perfect for a handheld that was going to go with you everywhere.

Please live obvious rage bait off this platform.

I thought the same thing. I didn’t particularly care to see it and watched it one day on streaming. It was really really good.

I just need MJF yelling at a copy machine “I’m better than you, and you know it,” as it continues to get a paper jam.

This game is like I got caught smoking a baseball and now I have to smoke a whole pack of baseball

Happy birthday to her

“Those cakes were not angel’s food. They were devil’s food, because they were causing sinful thoughts.”

Drowning in it.

Thank you so much.

He thought about that ass hours later. That’s how nice of an ass it was.

(Jacob Fatu might be being positioned for the main event scene when he comes back.)

It’s really wild to see a narcissist try to put a mirror up to someone that is overly self-aware.

I just saw someone drive past me with a bike rack on top of a Corvette. I don’t really know what to think about it.

This is why adulthood is the worst hood ever.

Why do I feel like you are thinking about him talking you through it? Because I have thoughts like this about a chef or two on Food Network…

Lucky

Every snow particle, leaf, and god ray rendered with purpose ❄️

Sucker Punch dives into the tech powering Ghost of Yōtei’s breathtaking world: play.st/3LnuBrw

Real talk

So Scrubs is coming back and Coogler is bringing X-Files back?

It’s 2010 all over. If we all work together, we can do a reset and turn this shit around.

NBA trending as the season starts as nature intended #NBAsky

We get to see the Pistons play tonight. I’m ready to start the MotorCade for MVP. #Pistons