Jake the fatman

You can only read 600 posts per day on Bluesky because that’s how many there are

I can’t Wang Chung tonight. I’m busy. We got to move these color tvs.

Dear humidity,

I did not miss your absence and definitely did not invite you back. Please leave asap

Hatefully,
Fatman

Someone please tell Joan Jett that I can’t find a jukebox that takes dimes

Blinded by the light
Revved up like a deuce
Another runner in the night

And think I always thought it was douche

I’m praying for the end of time

Ok we differ here. I love the original. The fall out boy version is also great. Just wish that it was also chronological.

The song is great. I wish he could have done it chronologically like the original.

I think we know all the same music

Again you have me singing

Suddenly singing

I live in Indiana and as either a liberal republican or a conservative democrat, you decide, I can say outside of one thing that happened during his term as governor, we had a great state. We had a surplus to our budget every year and got money back. And all of our social programs were funded.

I mean you were going to check out a ship that people paid a lot of money to ride on and it sunk. Next week’s trip is to the Bermuda Triangle

finally

Me, on my deathbed: I just wish... I had... throat-punched... more people.

I find it is too hard to find people to follow.

Looks like something one would buy at Spencers

How can I find who is on here to follow. I def don’t want to follow AOC