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Latest posts by elai.bsky.social on Bluesky

Firing Kimmel is impotent and scary. We win by playing those facts against each other

18.09.2025 01:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 423    ๐Ÿ” 54    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

they don't have the capacity to compel obedience by the process of law.

they don't have the capacity to compel obedience by violence.

the only lever by which they can obtain obedience is fear.

do not offer it to them.

18.09.2025 01:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8972    ๐Ÿ” 2932    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 33    ๐Ÿ“Œ 104

This is a very real distillation of why Charles Entertainment Kirk matters so much not just to pigs like Gutfeld but to worms like Ezra Klein. It's quite simple: They've heard of him, so he's real, in a way Hortman, trans people, Black people, immigrants, me, and/or you are not.

15.09.2025 22:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 867    ๐Ÿ” 191    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

I mean...

minnesotareformer.com/briefs/haged...

15.09.2025 18:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5722    ๐Ÿ” 1560    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 77    ๐Ÿ“Œ 27
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Griffin Gaffney on what happens when you get hit by a car in San Francisco The Standardโ€™s CEO tells the story of a near-death experience โ€” and the endless complications that followed.

Unbelievably grim account of what happens after you are hit by a car in California.

sfstandard.com/opinion/2025...

15.09.2025 16:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 169    ๐Ÿ” 63    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 21

The basketball dildo affair is honestly one of the most menacing things going on right now. It's portrayed as a joke, but it really has the vibe of raptors testing fences.

08.08.2025 15:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 788    ๐Ÿ” 176    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 30    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13

I don't think it's ultimately a good trade actually

08.08.2025 16:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bro put the US zoning system under control of the Squamish Nation

07.08.2025 18:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 101    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

say what you will about OpenAI, this attitude just shows a tremendous lack of imagination

07.08.2025 20:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

let me throw some fuel on the fire that is the discourse about boys getting laid!!! current-day manopshere content is not good at getting boys laid and that's an effect of the incentives at play. you cannot build an audience of resentful little virgins if you succeed at helping them to have sex

01.08.2025 20:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5500    ๐Ÿ” 955    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 75    ๐Ÿ“Œ 99

AI would never replicate this

04.08.2025 17:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Excuse me, aren't you forgetting someone?

04.08.2025 17:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

CONTENT ADVISORY: PLEASE BE WARNED THAT THE DEADLINE FOR ALL POSTS ABOUT "AMERICAN EAGLE" AND "SYDNEY SWEENEY" HAS PASSED. IF YOU ARE FOUND IN VIOLATION YOU WILL BE FINED 1500 CLOUT POINTS AND A LABUBU.

04.08.2025 15:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2197    ๐Ÿ” 226    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 20

a fundamental problem with the conservative movement is that because they do not know how literally anything works and resent being asked to learn, they see absolutely everything as a conspiracy *they* need to capture and use like the libs obviously are

01.08.2025 19:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 477    ๐Ÿ” 97    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

This is an object lesson in the importance of force and violence in politics. ICE is able to flaunt the law because they're willing to use both. Until members of Congress start showing up with breaching teams and armed security, the law is irrelevant. Just a piece of paper.

01.08.2025 07:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1475    ๐Ÿ” 459    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 47    ๐Ÿ“Œ 16

I don't think Ian is saying the Democratic Party needs a white paper on how dudes can get their Ds wet, but it is objectively a bad situation that teenage boys googling "how to get girls to like me" are three clicks away from the Turner Diaries

01.08.2025 15:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1524    ๐Ÿ” 115    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 52    ๐Ÿ“Œ 24

godspeed

30.07.2025 17:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Give the USACE HECRAS team a gฬถuฬถnฬถdฬถaฬถmฬถ data center

30.07.2025 16:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

On the flip side weather forecasting will be amazing in 2028 when all those FLOPs get repurposed from woke gradient descent to based and trad Navier-Stokes solvers where they belong

30.07.2025 14:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 140    ๐Ÿ” 23    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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CBS News investigation of Jeffrey Epstein jail video reveals new discrepancies A CBS News investigation found discrepancies between the government's description of the Jeffrey Epstein jail video and what the video shows.

If you've been skeptical about the possibility of a Epstein conspiracy, as I have, I encourage you to read this incredible piece of reporting from CBS.

They present fairly compelling evidence that someone doctored the Epstein jail footage and Trump AGs Bondi and Barr and FBI lied about it.

30.07.2025 14:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1265    ๐Ÿ” 476    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 68    ๐Ÿ“Œ 43

After 9/11, we successfully transformed the southern border from an ailing region to one that was floated by injecting half of its GDP with DHS funds for CBP and ICE. A major component was convincing Mexicans to police other Mexicans and now theyโ€™re all MAGA. I think the money can be very persuasive

30.07.2025 15:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 146    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Once again we find ourselves laughing at a police state that is unafraid to dangle $50K payment packages in front of anyone desperate enough to take it. Once again, this is how you lock-in an economy to the financial flows of the security state turned against its own population.

30.07.2025 15:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 297    ๐Ÿ” 58    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Trump has a lot of quislings in the academy and such, but a lot of very powerful institutions simply can't believe what is happening. they stand there like a jacklighted deer going "buhh? guhh?" while MAGA draws a bead on their forehead bsky.app/profile/unav...

30.07.2025 15:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1422    ๐Ÿ” 222    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 29    ๐Ÿ“Œ 15

very Bene Gesserit

28.07.2025 18:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it's a weird feeling, isn't it, to blow the dust off some old document that's been lost from living corporate memory

26.07.2025 00:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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infohazard

26.07.2025 00:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

novel class theory where the lumpenproletariat consists of people that play and spend money on mobile games

26.07.2025 00:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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