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Japan's "Mundane Halloween" costume contest is back!

Each year website DailyPortalZ holds a contest where people dress up as something super duper ordinary.

Here's a thread of some of my favorites from the 2025 contest!

#MundaneHalloween

02.11.2025 09:15 β€” πŸ‘ 4579    πŸ” 2695    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 277
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A bar near my house apparently sells alcoholic terrariums. Like that is a drink I just drank

02.11.2025 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 83    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 1
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oh wow you could purchase minicomics and zines from me
ko-fi.com/bigoldeels/s...

02.11.2025 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Remember: whoever scores the winning run gets to take the first bite out of the baseball and enjoy the fresh juices running down his chin

02.11.2025 04:05 β€” πŸ‘ 414    πŸ” 86    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 3
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another little meowmeow

01.11.2025 15:39 β€” πŸ‘ 735    πŸ” 253    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1
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MORTAL KOMBAT!

01.11.2025 18:52 β€” πŸ‘ 90    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

Perhaps just stop asking Hillary Clinton what she thinks about anything at all.

31.10.2025 23:27 β€” πŸ‘ 354    πŸ” 40    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 5

heads up, washington. at this point, better to drop your ballot in a ballot drop box instead of in a mailbox.

31.10.2025 23:55 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Halloween gravestone reading β€œI Did My Own Research” in a yard with two skeleton arms sticking out of the grass.

Halloween gravestone reading β€œI Did My Own Research” in a yard with two skeleton arms sticking out of the grass.

Happy Halloween

31.10.2025 22:35 β€” πŸ‘ 5871    πŸ” 1260    πŸ’¬ 38    πŸ“Œ 43

in st. Louis the β€œtrick or treat” concept is that children get candy in exchange for JOKES. and I post them

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Why don’t ghosts bother telling lies?
You can see right through them!
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01.11.2025 00:15 β€” πŸ‘ 154    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1
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Cats are liquid

Especially on Halloween πŸŽƒπŸˆβ€β¬›πŸŽƒ

31.10.2025 22:12 β€” πŸ‘ 7753    πŸ” 2537    πŸ’¬ 65    πŸ“Œ 26
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πŸŽƒ

31.10.2025 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1336    πŸ” 462    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
A sketch of two cardboard boxes going at it. No, I don’t know either.

A sketch of two cardboard boxes going at it. No, I don’t know either.

At some point, I apparently drew mating cardboard boxes. I have no memory of this.

01.11.2025 00:59 β€” πŸ‘ 598    πŸ” 76    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 5
me dressed as j jonah jameson holding a mockup of the daily bugle front page that reads MENACE!!!! criminal or FELON? and a picture of my kid (censored) dressed as spiderman. i am laughing like the meme

me dressed as j jonah jameson holding a mockup of the daily bugle front page that reads MENACE!!!! criminal or FELON? and a picture of my kid (censored) dressed as spiderman. i am laughing like the meme

little tiny child in a spiderman hoodie holding a halloween bucket

little tiny child in a spiderman hoodie holding a halloween bucket

all the dads were so stoked about our costumes

31.10.2025 23:42 β€” πŸ‘ 4298    πŸ” 696    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 14
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RETVRN

01.11.2025 01:21 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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15 million Americans are going to lose their health care.

31.10.2025 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 27194    πŸ” 9375    πŸ’¬ 2337    πŸ“Œ 798

What if there was a species of seal that was the size of a hamster and you kept it in a vivarium/aquarium!!!!

01.11.2025 01:35 β€” πŸ‘ 105    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0
photo of six pumpkins carved into glowing jack-o'-lanterns, in front of a brick wall. a large pumpkin has the cow tools cow carved into it and another large pumpkin has the barn. in front of them are 4 small pumpkins, each carved with one of the cow tools on them. the lump pumpkin has no stem and the prongler pumpkin is laid sideways so that the stem lines up and forms the bottom half of the prongler, it's top half carved into the pumpkin.

photo of six pumpkins carved into glowing jack-o'-lanterns, in front of a brick wall. a large pumpkin has the cow tools cow carved into it and another large pumpkin has the barn. in front of them are 4 small pumpkins, each carved with one of the cow tools on them. the lump pumpkin has no stem and the prongler pumpkin is laid sideways so that the stem lines up and forms the bottom half of the prongler, it's top half carved into the pumpkin.

happy halloween i am ready to confuse some trick-or-treaters

31.10.2025 13:19 β€” πŸ‘ 5896    πŸ” 1423    πŸ’¬ 38    πŸ“Œ 17
Meredith wearing a sheet ghost costume, and Rosalie is wearing a fairy costume. Their boobs are bangin'. They're at the Joker's Trip casino, and these words haunt them: Happy Halloween from Joker's Trip

Meredith wearing a sheet ghost costume, and Rosalie is wearing a fairy costume. Their boobs are bangin'. They're at the Joker's Trip casino, and these words haunt them: Happy Halloween from Joker's Trip

Happy Halloween from Joker's Trip! We hope your night is filled with gasps, shudders, and shivers ;)

Play the FRIGHTFULLY FREE demo: clown-control.itch.io/jokers-trip
And join the PHANTASMIC PATREON today: www.patreon.com/ClownControl

31.10.2025 21:51 β€” πŸ‘ 156    πŸ” 38    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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AAHHHHH!!!!

31.10.2025 21:23 β€” πŸ‘ 3315    πŸ” 955    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 15
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#hourly #yote https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/yotes/tumblr_paym5mfpsR1u5o2yco2_1280.jpg

31.10.2025 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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And the xenomorph spoke, β€œgo forth and be scary”

Happy Halloweenies πŸ‘»πŸŽƒπŸ‘½πŸ’€

31.10.2025 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 667    πŸ” 125    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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β‹†βΈœπŸ­ trick or treat πŸŽƒβœ¨βΈβ‹†

31.10.2025 17:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1388    πŸ” 573    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 2
NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER 
P1-NANCY: OH BOY PUMPKIN

NANCY GETS READY TO CARVE THE PUMPKIN SITTING ON THE TABLE 

P2- NANCY HAS CARVED A HALLOWEEN FACE ON THE PUMPKIN 

NANCY: NOW I'LL GET A CANDLE

P3- WHILE NANCY IS OUT OF THE ROOM,NANCY’S CAT GETS UP ON THE TABLE TO INSPECT THE PUMPKIN.

P4- NANCY SHOUTS…HELP!

NANCY HAS ENTERED THE ROOM TO FIND A TAIL COMING OUT OF THE CARVED NOSE OF THE PUMPKIN 

NANCY’S CAT HAS GOTTEN IN THE PUMKIN

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER P1-NANCY: OH BOY PUMPKIN NANCY GETS READY TO CARVE THE PUMPKIN SITTING ON THE TABLE P2- NANCY HAS CARVED A HALLOWEEN FACE ON THE PUMPKIN NANCY: NOW I'LL GET A CANDLE P3- WHILE NANCY IS OUT OF THE ROOM,NANCY’S CAT GETS UP ON THE TABLE TO INSPECT THE PUMPKIN. P4- NANCY SHOUTS…HELP! NANCY HAS ENTERED THE ROOM TO FIND A TAIL COMING OUT OF THE CARVED NOSE OF THE PUMPKIN NANCY’S CAT HAS GOTTEN IN THE PUMKIN

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
October 31,1947

31.10.2025 15:32 β€” πŸ‘ 943    πŸ” 148    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 7
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Happy Halloween! Here's a spooky mini collab with @nataliedecorsair.bsky.social >:)
Watch out for big were-bats, heard they are especially ravenous at this time of the year!

31.10.2025 16:52 β€” πŸ‘ 487    πŸ” 124    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1
Pastel of headless horseman chasing Ichabod over the bridge

Pastel of headless horseman chasing Ichabod over the bridge

Pastel of Ichabod pursed by the Headless Horseman

Pastel of Ichabod pursed by the Headless Horseman

Pastel of Ichabod looking up to see the Headless Horseman looming over him

Pastel of Ichabod looking up to see the Headless Horseman looming over him

Paste of Ichabod coming to a stop before a tree where a glowing pair of eyes look out at him from a hole in the trunk

Paste of Ichabod coming to a stop before a tree where a glowing pair of eyes look out at him from a hole in the trunk

Mary Blair's concept art for Disney's Sleepy Hollow adaptation.

31.10.2025 21:20 β€” πŸ‘ 523    πŸ” 158    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 11

[extremely skeptically] and you said that EVERYONE was kung-fu fighting?

31.10.2025 22:33 β€” πŸ‘ 203    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 0
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#hourly #yote https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/yotes/14640927537_9ef8355c3f_c.jpg

31.10.2025 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Image of yotes

#hourly #yote https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/yotes/D3m_rE3WsAAItrV.jpg

31.10.2025 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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