Howdy Marisa

*hardtack. Well, crushed that joke

And playing corn hole with hardback rations

Tailgating in the parking lot before PBS Ken Burns' The Revolutionary War.

I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point

There are angels among us.

Grey-haired clerk seated at desk getting his ass absolutely handed to him by Hailee Steinfeld's character, who is glimpsed from the back seated opposite him.

Matt Damon's pompous Texas Ranger getting cut right down to size by Mattie Ross

Jeff Bridges as Rooster Cogburn getting fully rinsed by Mattie Ross.

Barry Pepper as Lucky Ned Pepper (lol only realizing as I type this the surname connection) somewhat amused at getting wrecked by Mattie Ross.

One of the great pleasures of True Grit is the faces everyone makes as they realize nobody has ever verbally destroyed them before like 14-year old Mattie Ross.

" I'm fine" to "oh god I'm dying" in 10 seconds

It’s high time I make friends with somebody who owns a postal scale.

The weatherfolk are promising rain in Los Angeles, but the weatherfolk are famous for delivering broken promises

Instant hire, don't need to see the rest

RIP Diane Keaton, I stood in line behind her waiting for the bathroom at broadway's 'Hamilton' in 2015. Yes, she was wearing a hat.

This is comforting to know.

I shouldn't say I don't care what a human's name is. I do. But I'm not starting a friendship here. I just want to pet the dog.

Dog owners: is it rude for a stranger to ask the dog's name and never ask or even care about the owner's name if stranger (me) never expects to see either owner/dog again?

Donated for your tiny potato boy

six tall palm trees against a clear blue sky in the background with a large creepy clown head halloween decoration in the foreground the clown head is located in the bottom right third of frame with the row of palm trees lined up along the top third

when you step in something wet while wearing socks

Please post their reviews

The last good day on the internet was when we all thought our national a-hole had a stroke and died.

a poorly drawn cat standing upright with its legs spread wide and front paws extended forward, looking like it’s about to perform a dance move

a white cat with dark patches stands on its hind legs, front paws stretched forward, in a pose resembling a dance move on a wooden floor

practicing some dance moves

Where am I mentally? Well I watched every episode of Bosch.

I use ROK Straps to secure a large pizza box on my back rack. ROK Straps are awesome for any large or awkward cargo. I love them. (rokstraps.com)

The video is pure Schadenfreude, but I won't elaborate per your wishes

She was always a member of the Manson family. When Marcia was getting Davy Jones to sing at prom, Jan was off-screen breaking into homes and rearranging furniture with Squeaky Fromme.

Awesome track title

Fox Mulder from X-Files saying “Hey, you got to stay alive if you want to stick it to the government”

“If you die, you let them off the hook.”

Needed this reminder today.

I dropped like a fainting goat

STAY COOL WITH NANCY

Sleep teefs

(Booming voice from the universe) BUY IT

That 'Nathan For You' episode where he tried to make a smoke detector exempt from tariffs by proving it was a musical instrument