James Swift

Millennials today: "With their 6-7, I just don't understand kids' music today."

Those same Millennials in 1999:

Did I ever tell you how much I love the dog from Friday The 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan

I will never hate anybody as much as I hate this scumbag

Forget Die Hard, the best Christmas action movie is Invasion USA. It's literally about Chuck Norris fighting communists in Atlanta in the mid-'80s during the holidays ... and it even has a cameo from Monica Pearson in it!

He could unironically do a better job of coaching, coordinating, quarterbacking and managing the #Raiders right now.

I mean, it's an entire movie about killer Christmas ornaments (basically)

Sweet potatoes>regular potatoes.

My spoiler-free #StrangerThings hot takes:

- Delightful Derek is the MVP of season 5 so far.

- Erika continues to be the lowkey best character on the entire show.

- Nature Valley needs to bring back Peanut Butter Boppers ASAP.

This is how we do #Thanksgiving in the Dirty South 🦃

HardBall! (Genesis, 1991) - Sega Does This Genesis port of the Commodore 64 baseball game feels both antiquated and forward-thinking in equal measure.

Looks like I'll be reviewing old #Sega sports games until, I don't know, 2047 or something.

Up first, HARDBALL! A 1991 port of a game that came out on the Commodore 64 in the mid 1980s. It's ... not the best baseball game I've ever played.

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I was *this close* to ruining everybody’s Thanksgiving 😂

You know, defacing a $100 bill to demonstrate loyalty to the president is one level of MAGA.

But not knowing the difference between the White House and Independence Hall in Philadelphia is so MAGA, it might just earn you a cabinet position.

Don’t even *think* about spoiling #StrangerThings for me

Sorry, I can't go out Saturday night. I have plans.

The plans:

#upallnight #rhondacivics #mutantfam

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Hey everybody have you heard the news, Ranger Ghouly is back in town

#UpAllNight #MutantFam #RhondaCivics

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Scream queens literally do not age and I want to know their secret

#UpAllNight #MutantFam #RhondaCivics

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What a great time for the GF to ask me what I'm watching on YouTube ...

#UpAllNight #RhondaCivics #MutantFam

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The Last Thanksgiving is the most Troma movie ever made that isn't actually a Troma movie.

#UpAllNight #MutantFam #RhondaCivics

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Alright @badtechno.bsky.social, we're going to need the inside story on how you explained the 6-7 meme to Yuki.

#UpAllNight #RhondaCivics #MutantFam #kingsofhorror

I'm already the world's biggest stan of Vince The Turkey Dog.

#UpAllNight #RhondaCivics #MutantFam

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I'll tell you one thing, @KingsofHorror has one chill AF countdown theme.

#UpAllNight #RhondaCivics #MutantFam

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Alright, see you on Kings of Horror on YouTube at 10 p.m. EST for the #TurkeyTrot edition of #UpAllNight.

Cranberry sauce, not included.

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REVIEW: Starbucks Cinnamon Pull-Apart Starbucks may be synonymous with coffee, but the chain isn’t exactly known for its less drinkable menu options. With the holidays in full swing, the java giant is trying to change that perception w…

You can trust my reviews. Because AI doesn't know how to chew.

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So there was an attorney in #Euharlee, Georgia charged with murder 5 years ago. A #Bartow County judge granted him immunity earlier this year.

Video of the arrest has been shielded from the public for half a decade.

Then I filed an ORR and got six hours of bodycam footage from the 2020 incident.

My annual reminder that "Spider-Man" is indeed a Thanksgiving movie and also the best one

If the Starbucks coffee at Target is $10.79, I guarantee you the Publix across the street is selling it for $7.99. Or vice versa.

It’s literally a conspiracy, y’all.

Ahead of the Thanksgiving special on Nov. 22, I think we need an official name for fans of the #UpAllNight reboot on #KingsofHorror.

After consultation with the one and only @badtechno.bsky.social , I think there's only one feasible name: Rhonda Civics.

If you pay *real* close attention watching Hocus Pocus, did you know you'll spot split-second cameos from Michael Myers, Pinhead AND Sonic the Hedgehog (among other hidden Easter eggs?)

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#horror #hocuspocus #mutantfam

REVIEW: Taco Bell Mountain Dew Baja Blast Pie Fast food really isn’t about food. Really, it’s more like an edible form of pop culture. And nothing demonstrates that more than the existence of the co-branded Taco Bell Mountain Dew Baja Blast Pi…

You can now buy a two-pound Mountain Dew Baja Blast-flavored frozen pie from Taco Bell for $20.

So of course I bought one.

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Wrestle War (Mega Drive, 1991) - Sega Does Sega comes flying into the ring with this nondescript 16-bit wrestler, released only for the Mega Drive in Japan and Europe.

#Sega simply did not GAF about international copyright laws in the early '90s and frankly I find that inspiring

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