Stephanie Crawford

a man in a suit holds a bottle of hot sauce and says makes me happy inside Alt: Mr. Lobo: “I like a fizzy drink. Makes me HAPPY inside.”

Congratulations!!! And please do: There’s nothing more dependable than a boozed-up expert witness.

SOME PERSONAL NEWS! Cannot wait to get A HELL OF A DRINK out there in 2027. Chris Elford is a dear friend and a genius bartender. His horror movie inspired cocktails are fantastic. Every Sasquatch book is gorgeous. Halloween will never be the same again!

No worries! It was the 2nd.

Photo of two deeply sexual Paperback Paradise bookmarks. First one reads i only like books that haveGraphic SkeletonSeX Scenes’ accompanied by a woman and a skeleton making out with additional text: ‘aw hell yeah — this is what i'm talkin' about’ Second bookmark features a slyly sexual demon winking at you with the text: GO AHEAD slide this bookmark in between them pages all the way down to the crack of that spine cause you know i'm a damn BOOK FREAK

It’s sex month- I mean, monster month

zeldawilliams 20m From Create Mode •• Please, just stop sending me AI videos of Dad. Stop believing I wanna see it or that I'll understand, I don't and I won't. If you're just trying to troll me, I've seen way worse, i'll restrict and move on. But please, if you've got any decency, just stop doing this to him and to me, to everyone even, full stop. It's dumb, it's a waste of time and energy, and believe me, it's NOT what he'd want. To watch the legacies of real people be condensed down to 'this vaguely looks and sounds like them so that's enough, , just so other people can churn out horrible TikTok slop puppeteering them is maddening. You're not making art, you're making disgusting, over-processed hotdogs out of the lives of human beings, out of the history of art and music, and then shoving them down someone else's throat hoping they'll give you a little thumbs up and like it. Gross.

And for the love of EVERYTHING, stop calling it 'the future. Al is just badly recycling and regurgitating the past to be reconsumed. You are taking in the Human Centipede of content, and from the very very end of the line, all while the folks at the front laugh and laugh, consume and consume.

Daughter of Robin Williams, Zelda Williams 💔

Oh I’ve always coveted those!

You and me both, and I think there may be a hotel theme opportunity here.

My Grandpa is a Vampire from Severin Films. I’m doing my nails later today for those who are judging, thank you.

You gotta appreciate a kid who has a The Lair of the White Worm poster on his wall.

I wanted Al Lewis to be my grandpa when I was a kid, but I didn’t even dare to dream to be in New Zealand when it happened. MY GRANDPA IS A VAMPIRE is just as cute as you’d imagine but is more sentimental and less saccharine than you might fear. The kids are cool & Lewis was clearly delighted: fun!

Well they were stuck between an uber-werewolf and a giant dog. That's a ruff neighborhood.

YouTube video by Warner Records Vault The Rentals - Waiting (Video)

The 1960s pop is a dream, but I totally forgot that The Rentals have a song in this! And it’s been so long, but this movie is creepier than I originally gave it credit. Apologies to all.1

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Giant fucker of a werewolf next to enormous creepy cat and deathly dog. I for one welcome our new giant inflatable overlords.

How do I move on? Is it possible?

I love this soundtrack, and it helps plant CAMPIRE TALES into "perfect Sunday afternoon horror movie" territory.

Campfire Tales!

#NowWatching Sometimes I don't necessarily need scary, but I really want those vibes.

@tjmackey432.bsky.social So they DO still have one…

The inflatable 20-foot chesty werewolf at HomeGoods.

I finally found my fursona.

screenshot reads: Mellon Collie And The Infinite Sadness (30th Anniversary Edition)

haha 30th what now

“It’s a trap. Let’s go in at night so the trap can’t see us as well.” #TheLastDriveIn

I’m glad Daryl Hannah didn’t inhale or she definitely wouldn’t have gotten SPLASH. #TheLastDriveIn

A tip for actors in a slasher film: Pick a fairly comfy spot to die on. Smashing your face against a log for multiple takes may not be your favorite day. #TheLastDriveIn

a stuffed monkey is wearing overalls and a green shirt and making a funny face . ALT: a stuffed monkey is wearing overalls and a green shirt and making a funny face .

Pretty sure kept pumping after he was stabbed... #TheLastDriveIn

And now you get to see the actual scene! 🔥

Finally. Culture. 🙏

Any other GREASE 2 fans here? This is a safe space. #TheLastDriveIn

Young Joey Pants reminds me of Dave Franco this viewing, which I’ll admit I was not expecting. #TheLastDriveIn

The current administration has done an excellent job at creating horror. #TheLastDriveIn

The Final Terror on Blu-ray

Hey! I like THE FINAL TERROR, and thankfully it’s been a minute! #TheLastDriveIn

YouTube video by Lois Lane Lois Lane - Amsterdamned

Yess @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social knows what’s up!! #TheLastDriveIn youtu.be/l6BxJYfsWrg?...

Excellent high-concept yet still-kinda-plausible bathroom death. #TheLastDriveIn