A. H. Barsy

Somehow, they manage to keep finding ways to make Burdicks worse. The new menu is souless and way overpriced. Just avoid. I think I'm down to three places I enjoy going downtown now. 😞 #kalamazoo

Remember the first rule of Preseason: tell absolutely everyone you don't care about Preseason. #lgrw #nhl

Republicans were always going to go out of their way to be horrible, fascist bigots. Today they have one less Charlie Kirk to do it with. Nonviolence is always ideal, but I'm not shaming anyone for celebrating today.

Spells and Incantations...

I will always support the Red Wings painting "Hockeytown" at center ice because it makes people outside of Detroit angry

Not that it's at all surprising, but the "cancel culture is out of control!!!" crowd is being really quiet about the TACO branch using political pressure to get comedians literally cancelled.

Only minor??? 😭

They've delayed the pain till AFTER the midterms.

Why Christian Fischer is retiring from the NHL at age 28 Fischer is retiring from the NHL after nine seasons and 523 games.

Good luck to Christian Fischer. He was a fun player to have on the team.
Nice article by @mbultman.bsky.social
#LGRW

www.nytimes.com/athletic/647... Why Christian Fischer is retiring from the NHL at age 28

My feed right now:
"IF YZERMAN DOESN'T HAVE MITCH MARNER, VLAD GAVRIKOV, CONNER MCDAVID, AND 1985 WAYNE GRETZKY IN THE STARTING LINEUP RIDING UNICORNS I'LL PLACE CURSES ON HIM AND EVERYONE HE EVER KNEW!!!!"

If Marner thought Toronto was a toxic environment, nobody show him any articles about Vegas from the last 5 years.

😂

I think the surest sign of being a true Red Wings fan is when Stevie makes a major trade and you realize the fan base that irritates you the most is other Red Wings fans. #lgrw

My idea for a Ted Lasso-verse show is a hockey coach gets hired to coach a soccer team and the show is mostly them flipping out over all the blatant diving at minor contact.

Guide to #kalamazoo traffic lights:

GREEN: count to a minimum 30s, proceed no faster than 5mph.
YELLOW: Go.
RED: Go, but obligated to at least sneer at any vehicle or pedestrian that's been forced to stop abruptly or get out of your way.

I need it to be clear that I am *not* rooting for the Toronto Maple Leafs-- I'm rooting *against* the state of Florida.

Trevor Thompson out at FanDuel Sports Network Detroit Thompson, who has been with the network since 2000, confirmed to The Detroit News on Wednesday afternoon that his position has been eliminated.

This sux. #LGRW

With no Red Wings (again, sigh) to root for in the NHL playoffs, I'm cheering for:

1) Anyone but Florida.
2) Anyone but Vegas.
3) Any Canadian team.
4) (Except you, Ottawa. Not you.)

Ah yes, our annual penance: 5 minutes of watching really sad, nearly broken Dylan Larkin. #lgrw

Does weed make it so the human hear can't perceive the bass from a stereo unless it's cranked to the max? Asking for my downstairs neighbors.

"I'm convinced everyone in hockey is on the spectrum."

"I... think they're just Canadian?"
#hockey

BREAKING: Susan Crawford wins Wisconsin’s Supreme Court race, NBC News projects, defying Elon Musk after he spent millions against her. nbcnews.to/4hU1reg

LIVE: Cory Booker speaks on the Senate floor YouTube video by Associated Press

Even if you're just putting it on the background, an easy thing you can do to support #resistance is to tune in to Cory Booker rn. www.youtube.com/live/rCUK2Vb...

Le Pen banned from elections and sentenced to jail. THAT is the correct response to the far right.

Today I asked my coworkers is basketball was "like hockey on wood, but also tall" and I'm possibly a little too proud of myself.

I love the first warm day in the Midwest because everyone living here acts like a baby in game of peekaboo: "OMG!!! You're back! I thought you had disappeared forever!"

Learned recently that you can fax representatives for free (up to 5x a day).

faxzero.com/fax_congress.php

faxzero.com/fax_senate.php

IDK if this is better than a letter or email, but it does feel more obnoxious (in good way).

I'm telling my reps I'm a single-issue voter: stop/obstruct Trump.

Please like this post if you're as tired of "winning" as I am.

#IncompetentKrasnov

Ugh. Can we just end the regular season on the last day of February from now on?