Jake Hammel

I’m just saying that when it happens I’m jumping out of bed, running to my window, and tossing a coin to a boy to buy the biggest goose in town

SARAH PALIN: "There are going to be death panels!"

RFK JR: "Technically, it's just me."

I miss them, too.

Thank you. Miss seeing you on the other app.

I turned 45 today. My coworkers helped me celebrate in style.

@sadieheartsclyde.bsky.social

Rule of law is ‘endangered,’ chief justice says Speaking at Georgetown Law, Chief Justice John Roberts denounced “ad hominem” criticism of the justices.

It's almost as if granting a criminal blanket immunity was a bad idea.

Meanwhile, in Canada…

Ah. So it definitely happened then.

What the?!?

A couple of yellow-bellied sapsuckers are doing what they do in a tree. The first one gasps and says: "Leaves! Finally! Spring is here! Relief from the misery at last!" The second one goes "Oh, this winter wasn't so bad, in fact, the daily highs were well above average–" but this statement gets interrupted by the thoughts of the first bird thinking "I could kill him. No one would have to know."

Releaf

"Good luck to the Great people of Canada. Elect the man who has the strength and wisdom to cut your taxes in half, increase your military power, for free, to the highest level in the World, have your Car, Steel, Aluminum, Lumber, Energy, and all other businesses, QUADRUPLE in size, WITH ZERO TARIFFS OR TAXES, if Canada becomes the cherished 51st. State of the United States of America. No more artificially drawn line from many years ago. Look how beautiful this land mass would be. Free access with NO BORDER. ALL POSITIVES WITH NO NEGATIVES. IT WAS MEANT TO BE! America can no longer subsidize Canada with the Hundreds of Billions of Dollars a year that we have been spending in the past. It makes no sense unless Canada is a State!"

complete batshit insanity

It’s time for accountability. When we get back to Congress next week, articles of impeachment need to be filed against Pete Hegseth.

Somewhere, right now, Kristi Noem's phone is logging into a national security Signal Chat.

No due process means he decides your guilt or innocence. Not the courts. Not a judge or a jury.

No longer will you be deemed innocent until PROVEN guilty.

You’ll be declared guilty and snatched off the streets with no recourse.

Is the wisdom of the Constitution kicking in yet?

This is now canon 🤖

Everything Donald Trump touches turns to shit. He’s the reverse King Midas.

Now that Trump has caved to China, because that’s what this is, it looks like Peter Navarro will have more time to spend with his obscure 18th century economic theories.

This past week, the Chinese learned

1) exactly where Trump's pain points are;

2) how much to squeeze them before he flinches;

and

3) how little America's partners and allies want to help this president.

Highly useful information.

Justice Sotomayor with a bone-chilling dissent today: “The implication of the govt’s position is noncitizens AND US citizens could be taken off streets, forced onto planes, confined to foreign prisons with no opportunity for redress…This Nation's laws is designed to prevent, not en-able, their rise.

That’s why the quote about the beam & the mote was so frequently used in my childhood. I was surrounded by spiritual people who consistently used whatever they learned to criticize others & RARELY used what they learned to gain self-insight on themselves.

It was a BIG problem in spiritual circles.

Furthermore, with spiritual narcissists, I find that they really only want to be a smidgen more moral than someone else.

They don’t hold themselves to a high standard - they just think: “If I’m a tad better than someone else, then that means I’m moral merely by comparison."

Religious people are often VERY immoral. But they constantly compare themselves to a black sheep nearby who can play the role as a “bigger sinner than they are.”

Deflect from their shame.

Allowing them to continue their self-righteousness without true self-reflection on their own behavior.

Beyond. Parody.

The Netanyahu government has killed 50,000 people in Gaza & wounded 112,000.

Two weeks ago, they broke the ceasefire and have since killed 322 children & wounded 600.

The US must end its complicity.

Tomorrow, I will force votes to block $8.8 billion in arm sales to Netanyahu.

Heartbreaking

Hillary Clinton saying “emails, huh?” laughing and wiping away a tear

Smh

“National security concerns.”

5 things Trump did this week

1. Tanked the stock market

2. Falsely claimed Honda was building a new plant in Indiana

3. Flip flopped on tariffs again

4. Suggested the two stranded astronauts could fall in love

5. Flew to Florida to go golf