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Then listen to the media to see if you hear them mention it.

19.09.2025 05:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 83    ๐Ÿ” 63    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
English Roundabouts
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Theyโ€™re making the roundabouts great again 
by painting the flag of St George
to keep our circular road systems safe
from the dark, satanic hordes.

What do they want? Patriotic junctions!
When do they want them? Before itโ€™s too late.
Good old-fashioned English roundabouts,
as decreed by Alfred the Great.

Behold the sacred intersection,
this blessed plot, this septic isle.
English roundabouts for English people,
draped in red and white and bile. 

St George is cross, as well he may be โ€“
whipped-up hate, heโ€™s seen before.
Give way to the right, the road signs rage,
and the far right most of all.

Brian Bilston

English Roundabouts ย  Theyโ€™re making the roundabouts great again by painting the flag of St George to keep our circular road systems safe from the dark, satanic hordes. What do they want? Patriotic junctions! When do they want them? Before itโ€™s too late. Good old-fashioned English roundabouts, as decreed by Alfred the Great. Behold the sacred intersection, this blessed plot, this septic isle. English roundabouts for English people, draped in red and white and bile. St George is cross, as well he may be โ€“ whipped-up hate, heโ€™s seen before. Give way to the right, the road signs rage, and the far right most of all. Brian Bilston

Hereโ€™s a poem called โ€˜English Roundaboutsโ€™.

15.09.2025 07:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1423    ๐Ÿ” 572    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 45    ๐Ÿ“Œ 35
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This is the last thing the BBC needs

17.06.2025 05:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11910    ๐Ÿ” 2280    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 178    ๐Ÿ“Œ 132

Cracking joke Paul.

07.05.2025 19:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
The Worst and the Dimmest It's not a coincidence that we're being led by the least qualified monsters available; it's a deliberate strategy. Facing the Worst - a series about directional alignment.

I wrote about the worst people in the world, charting the depths of their depravity and vastness of their incompetence, and offered some thoughts about the opportunity presented by their failure to acknowledge reality and their refusal to access any form of human virtue.

www.the-reframe.com/the/

16.02.2025 14:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2487    ๐Ÿ” 964    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 114    ๐Ÿ“Œ 215
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Portuguese editorial cartoonist Zez Vaz (@zezvaz.bsky.social):

15.02.2025 22:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6579    ๐Ÿ” 1522    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 94    ๐Ÿ“Œ 49
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@profaliceroberts.bsky.social Hi Alice. Just watching Digging For Britain. Is this the carving of an animal on the Neolithic Orkney tomb or am I being fanciful?

14.01.2025 16:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Really enjoying my New Year gym membership - Spent 25 minutes on one machine today, and only stopped when it ran out of Kit Kats.

04.01.2025 13:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 115    ๐Ÿ” 22    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œYou, boy, what day is this?โ€
โ€œNot a Scooby, mate.โ€

28.12.2024 09:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 91    ๐Ÿ” 20    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This.

29.11.2024 08:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 28    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Brie Encounter
ย 
the skies are gruyere since she left me
iโ€™ve never felt so danish blue
caught between a roquefort and a hard cheese,
i stiltonโ€™t know what to do
ย 
donโ€™t give edam about the future
now my babybelโ€™s walked out the door
canโ€™t believe iโ€™ve double gloucester
i camembert it any more
ย 
iโ€™ve ricotta get myself together
and build my life back caerphilly
cheddar tear for the final time
say goodbye to us and halloumi


Brian Bilston

Brie Encounter ย  the skies are gruyere since she left me iโ€™ve never felt so danish blue caught between a roquefort and a hard cheese, i stiltonโ€™t know what to do ย  donโ€™t give edam about the future now my babybelโ€™s walked out the door canโ€™t believe iโ€™ve double gloucester i camembert it any more ย  iโ€™ve ricotta get myself together and build my life back caerphilly cheddar tear for the final time say goodbye to us and halloumi Brian Bilston

Todayโ€™s poem is called โ€˜Brie Encounterโ€™.

Sorry about this one.

26.11.2024 09:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 711    ๐Ÿ” 150    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 65    ๐Ÿ“Œ 22
Elon Musk buys a pub
YouTube video by Matt Green Comedy Elon Musk buys a pub

Elon Musk buys a pub
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wl3t...

16.08.2024 16:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 682    ๐Ÿ” 340    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 37    ๐Ÿ“Œ 60

@marknelsoncomic.bsky.social welcome! This pack probably has a bunch of people you might want to follow. Let me know if you want me to add you to it go.bsky.app/8ipDFw

18.11.2024 15:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 87    ๐Ÿ” 22    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

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