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Alexander Warn

@alexanderwarn.bsky.social

Actor, filmmaker and animator. Professional grotesque. Lamentations and surreal musings upon ones football team may occur.

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On this I whole heartedly agree with Clev. Take it seriously and try and win the bloody trophy/shield/cup/base/urn.

We don't win much, let's make sure we get to order a second (small) cabinet to keep it in.

23.02.2026 15:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Fifa wants injured players to stay off for one minute Players who receive treatment for an injury could be forced to stay off the field for one minute under proposals from Fifa.

"Ifab is not expected to pass any resolution to tackle the tactical timeout. This is when a goalkeeper goes down off the ball in order for a coach to get new instructions to the team."

Hazard injury watch will continue! Really they should be doing something about it. It's annoying. #pafc

23.02.2026 14:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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5 games left in the league for the women. Unless Bournemouth has a surprisingly horrendous run in their remaining games (1 of which is us) think play-off face may be tight. #pafc

22.02.2026 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Doctor Who Fans, Rejoice! 1996 TV Movie Getting 4K Blu-Ray Remaster The 1996 Doctor Who TV movie starring Paul McGann is getting a new 4K Blu-Ray release, remastered from the 35mm camera negative with extras.

4K might make it look good but it won't stop it from being... Meh.

To be fair it is prescient in that it highlights the problems when fan service is given higher priority than story. Sci-fi revivals suffer more than most when it comes to that. Looking at you last Star Wars trilogy.

22.02.2026 16:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm 45 very soon, first game was relegation against Blackburn so I knew what I was getting into!

22.02.2026 11:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I hear that, trying to get my nephew to join me on the meandering journey.

My grandad was all about Williams and Shortt era.
Dad is Waiters and Rafferty.
I'm always banging on about Castle and McCall.

Whoever your son has, as long as it makes him smile but also shake his head, he'll get it.

22.02.2026 11:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Time clearly doesn't care for us. Just relentlessly hurtling forwards to our inevitable entropy...

Football ah?

22.02.2026 11:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Plymouth Argyle v Cardiff City 2006-07
YouTube video by Memories of Argyle Plymouth Argyle v Cardiff City 2006-07

From possibly the most unconvincing comeback from 3 down v Cardiff, two things stuck in my mind;

Laughing at the two own goals, real get out of jail.

The cheers when Wotton was (rightly) subbed. He gave the group in the Mayflower who did cheer a dirty look. #pafc

youtu.be/KBmNK0oLjC4

22.02.2026 11:21 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Taken since August, but we're back to a neutral goal difference...

We also don't draw much, so what are the chances of ending up with W20 D6 L20? Whilst being one of those teams that scores 70 but concedes 70. #pafc

22.02.2026 08:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But there was a glaring lack of structure and the approach was wrong. He has subsequently torn that apart and rebuilt it.

22.02.2026 08:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Not unreasonable for you, or anyone, to have/had doubts about certain elements about him. The Mansfield-Stockport-Lincoln games aren't that long ago.

He's starting to show he can maintain a certain performance level, but he's also demonstrated he can have a horrific run of form.

21.02.2026 23:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Fascism in this country usually comes via the private schools. Turn up in pubs, pretend to like pints, have a posh accent and then tap into those types in the UK who still love to tug a forelock. All whilst basically screaming "Vote for me, I hate you and will keep you poor!"

21.02.2026 16:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They talk about a 6 second pressing drill after losing a ball. Today showed that we're at our most dangerous when we don't have the ball for more then 6 seconds. #pafc

21.02.2026 14:57 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is a throwback game, like something you'd see happen in the 80's. But also reminded me of those Schumacher performances where we'd get turned over badly for no apparent reason. Thankfully other way around this time. #pafc

21.02.2026 14:23 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hazard injury watch.

The rain has made his gloves 1 kg heavier. Also wondering if he accidentally cancelled his broadband subscription. #pafc

21.02.2026 14:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Two forwards, one-twos, holding it up, crosses, running, strikers wanting to shoot, strikers allowed to shoot, no pointless passing. You old fashioned bastards you! #pafc

21.02.2026 13:05 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Someone get Mitchell a huge gold medallion to go with his now torn, 70's style collar. #pafc

21.02.2026 12:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sir Jim Ratcliffe: Man Utd co-owner avoids FA charge over immigration comments Manchester United co-owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe's claims the UK has been

The FA continue their ever deeper plummet into not daring to upset the big boys in any way. Even in the face of such blatant racism.

Spineless.

20.02.2026 16:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hear Deputy Dawg, Ranger Smith and Bilko have applied.

19.02.2026 22:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Now he's remembered he's a strong lad throughout, there has been less looking for cheap free-kicks.

Movement is better, some poachers finishes alongside the long rangers, holding it up more, next step improve in the air.

19.02.2026 15:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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What a discovery this morning.

Melvins...
Napalm Death...
Together... 😈

Yay, yay and thrice yay!

19.02.2026 07:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

2-0 win in the derby.

Conditions probably didn't help, the first half was... well, awful from both sides.

Second, ramped it up and although still not pretty it was mostly one way traffic. Whoever assigned the Fussy Ref for this game, may you have itchy trousers and socks for a fortnight. #pafc

18.02.2026 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bali seems to be in a positional identity crisis at the moment, especially with tactics getting more physical again.

18.02.2026 21:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What I really like about Curtis, is his crosses and deliveries aren't apologetic. No floaty "Would you mind awfully if this came into the box?"

He goes "Get on the end of that!" And it's impolite if you don't. #pafc

18.02.2026 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Look at this gorgeous hunk!

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18.02.2026 09:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Start arriving at home matches in the team bus. Even better make them all live three hours from Plymouth in one of those Omaze houses that are probably made entirely of plaster board.

Might turn around our pathetic home record with some cheap ass psychology. #pafc

17.02.2026 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Kicked ourselves in the arse nicely there.

The handball for their quick free-kick was avoidable. #pafc

17.02.2026 20:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

(Early) Hazard injury watch.

A stiff breeze wafted over his toes. #pafc

17.02.2026 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Apart from a couple of moments, it's mostly been aimless launches. Like having a press night for a new NFT. #pafc

17.02.2026 20:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Argyle Reserve Trophy Club.

Is that like a get together for anyone who won the old style Combination League do you reckon? Or P&D League? πŸ€”

Maybe one should check it just to make sure it... uh, that it is that.

17.02.2026 14:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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